From owner-freebsd-chat Mon Apr 19 1:53:33 1999 Delivered-To: freebsd-chat@freebsd.org Received: from finch-post-12.mail.demon.net (finch-post-12.mail.demon.net [194.217.242.41]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 3CCA314FD3 for ; Mon, 19 Apr 1999 01:53:27 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from marko@uk.radan.com) Received: from [158.152.75.22] (helo=uk.radan.com) by finch-post-12.mail.demon.net with smtp (Exim 2.12 #1) id 10Z9lc-000Ea1-0C for chat@freebsd.org; Mon, 19 Apr 1999 08:51:00 +0000 Organisation: Radan Computational Ltd., Bath, UK. Phone: +44-1225-320320 Fax: +44-1225-320311 Received: from support-3.uk.radan.com (support-3 [193.114.228.220]) by uk.radan.com (8.6.10/8.6.10) with ESMTP id JAA01787 for ; Mon, 19 Apr 1999 09:50:55 +0100 Received: from uk.radan.com by support-3.uk.radan.com (SMI-8.6/SMI-SVR4) id JAA02144; Mon, 19 Apr 1999 09:50:54 +0100 Message-ID: <371AEDDD.89180EFE@uk.radan.com> Date: Mon, 19 Apr 1999 09:48:29 +0100 From: Mark Ovens Organization: Radan Computational Ltd X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.5 [en] (X11; I; SunOS 4.1.3_U1 sun4m) X-Accept-Language: en-GB MIME-Version: 1.0 To: chat@freebsd.org Subject: Sad, but true (humour) Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Sender: owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk X-Loop: FreeBSD.org IT'S TIME TO TURN YOUR COMPUTER OFF & READ A BOOK WHEN... 1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed. 2. You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom. 3. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 4. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment. 5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access. 6. You laugh at people with 14.4-baud modems. 7. You start using smileys in your snail mail. 8. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com 9. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem. 10. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. 11. You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral screennames and you never bothered to ask. 12. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you Landscape 13. You tell the cab driver you live at : http://1000.garden/house/brick.html 14. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. 15. After reading this message, you immediately e-mail it to a friend. -- FreeBSD - The Power To Serve http://www.freebsd.org My Webpage http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~markov _______________________________________________________________ Mark Ovens, CNC Apps Engineer, Radan Computational Ltd. Bath UK CAD/CAM solutions for Sheetmetal Working Industry mailto:marko@uk.radan.com http://www.radan.com To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message