From owner-freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG Mon May 16 20:56:01 2005 Return-Path: Delivered-To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org Received: from mx1.FreeBSD.org (mx1.freebsd.org [216.136.204.125]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 6BB8616A4CE for ; Mon, 16 May 2005 20:56:01 +0000 (GMT) Received: from herbert.sohotech.ca (herbert.sohotech.ca [206.116.63.239]) by mx1.FreeBSD.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id C08BD43DBB for ; Mon, 16 May 2005 20:56:00 +0000 (GMT) (envelope-from greg@grokking.org) Received: from localhost (unknown [127.0.0.1]) by herbert.sohotech.ca (Postfix) with ESMTP id 8B5AF17BD10 for ; Mon, 16 May 2005 13:55:56 -0700 (PDT) Received: from herbert.sohotech.ca ([127.0.0.1]) by localhost (herbert.sohotech.ca [127.0.0.1]) (amavisd-new, port 10024) with ESMTP id 01763-03 for ; Mon, 16 May 2005 13:55:54 -0700 (PDT) Received: from [192.168.1.6] (chomsky.sohotech.ca [192.168.1.6]) by herbert.sohotech.ca (Postfix) with ESMTP id E41B9179760 for ; Mon, 16 May 2005 13:55:54 -0700 (PDT) Message-ID: <428908DB.4090606@grokking.org> Date: Mon, 16 May 2005 13:55:55 -0700 From: "greg@grokking.org" User-Agent: Mozilla Thunderbird 1.0.2 (X11/20050513) X-Accept-Language: en-us, en MIME-Version: 1.0 To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org References: <20050516203932.0A38316A4D0@hub.freebsd.org> In-Reply-To: <20050516203932.0A38316A4D0@hub.freebsd.org> X-Enigmail-Version: 0.90.2.0 X-Enigmail-Supports: pgp-inline, pgp-mime Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Virus-Scanned: amavisd-new at sohotech.ca Subject: Re: Alright you primitive screwheads, LISTEN UP!! X-BeenThere: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org X-Mailman-Version: 2.1.1 Precedence: list List-Id: User questions List-Unsubscribe: , List-Archive: List-Post: List-Help: List-Subscribe: , X-List-Received-Date: Mon, 16 May 2005 20:56:01 -0000 Bill Paul wrote: > Ok everyone, PAY ATTENTION! Drop whatevery your doing for the next > five minutes and READ THIS!! > > You see that header on this e-mail? You see the "From:" line? Go and > read it to yourself. Read the name. Say it to yourself, out loud. > > No no, go back and do it again. > > Again! > > You see what is says? It says "Bill Paul." It does *********NOT********* > say "Paul Bill," does it now. WELL DOES IT!!?!?! > > No, it damn well doesn't! And yet, for some incomprehensible reason. > the majority of you nitwits seem to think it does!!!!!! > > Get this through your miserable little heads: my first name is BILL!!! > Understand that? Bill! BEE EYE ELL ELL!!! > > ____ _____ _ _ _ _ > | _ \ |_ _| | | | | | | | | > | |_) | | | | | | | | | | | > | _ < | | | | | | | | | | > | |_) | _| |_ | |____ | |____ |_| |_| > |____/ |_____| |______| |______| (_) (_) > > > I can carve it into your skull with a rusty railroad spike if that > would make it easier to remember! > > Do **************NOT*************** send me e-mails opening with > "Dear Paul!" That is _NOT_ my name! I don't care if you don't speak > english as a first language, are distracted, tired, confused, retarded > or the President of the United States: if you can't manage to scrape > together enough neurons to correctly choose which one of two lousy > syllables to use when addressing me, then I would rather never hear > from you at all!!!!!! > > I am not kidding around here! I've been beating my brains out for > you rotten bastards for ten lousy years, and after all that time > I expect you to at least do me the courtesty of GETTING MY STUPID > NAME RIGHT!!!!! > > This crap has been going on for years. It ends now. Anybody who's > dumb enough to send me an e-mail addressed to "Paul" instead of "Bill" > will be permanently banned from my inbox. I don't care if you're on > fire and need me to put you out: you will become persona non grata > and you will stay that way. Furthermore, anybody who screws up and > gets my name wrong in person will quickly find themselves beaten, > ground into a fine powder and sprinkled over Richard Stallman's > oatmeal!!! > > And no, I don't want to hear your lousy comments on the matter! > Don't follow up!! Don't reply!! Just nod quietly and DON'T MAKE THIS > MISTAKE AGAIN!!!! > > -Bill <------------ SEE!!! LOOK!!! IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!!! IDIOTS!!!!! > So...Paul...did you have a question regarding FreeBSD? :) [ducks and runs for cover]