From owner-freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG Mon May 16 21:21:03 2005 Return-Path: Delivered-To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org Received: from mx1.FreeBSD.org (mx1.freebsd.org [216.136.204.125]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 9645316A4CE for ; Mon, 16 May 2005 21:21:03 +0000 (GMT) Received: from herbert.sohotech.ca (herbert.sohotech.ca [206.116.63.239]) by mx1.FreeBSD.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 0626743DD1 for ; Mon, 16 May 2005 21:21:03 +0000 (GMT) (envelope-from greg@grokking.org) Received: from localhost (unknown [127.0.0.1]) by herbert.sohotech.ca (Postfix) with ESMTP id C121B17BD25 for ; Mon, 16 May 2005 14:20:58 -0700 (PDT) Received: from herbert.sohotech.ca ([127.0.0.1]) by localhost (herbert.sohotech.ca [127.0.0.1]) (amavisd-new, port 10024) with ESMTP id 01857-04 for ; Mon, 16 May 2005 14:20:50 -0700 (PDT) Received: from [192.168.1.6] (chomsky.sohotech.ca [192.168.1.6]) by herbert.sohotech.ca (Postfix) with ESMTP id 5216817BD23 for ; Mon, 16 May 2005 14:20:50 -0700 (PDT) Message-ID: <42890EB3.7080500@grokking.org> Date: Mon, 16 May 2005 14:20:51 -0700 From: "greg@grokking.org" User-Agent: Mozilla Thunderbird 1.0.2 (X11/20050513) X-Accept-Language: en-us, en MIME-Version: 1.0 To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org References: <20050516203932.0A38316A4D0@hub.freebsd.org> <428908DB.4090606@grokking.org> In-Reply-To: <428908DB.4090606@grokking.org> X-Enigmail-Version: 0.90.2.0 X-Enigmail-Supports: pgp-inline, pgp-mime Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Virus-Scanned: amavisd-new at sohotech.ca Subject: Re: Alright you primitive screwheads, LISTEN UP!! X-BeenThere: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org X-Mailman-Version: 2.1.1 Precedence: list List-Id: User questions List-Unsubscribe: , List-Archive: List-Post: List-Help: List-Subscribe: , X-List-Received-Date: Mon, 16 May 2005 21:21:03 -0000 greg@grokking.org wrote: > Bill Paul wrote: > >>Ok everyone, PAY ATTENTION! Drop whatevery your doing for the next >>five minutes and READ THIS!! >> >>You see that header on this e-mail? You see the "From:" line? Go and >>read it to yourself. Read the name. Say it to yourself, out loud. >> >>No no, go back and do it again. >> >>Again! >> >>You see what is says? It says "Bill Paul." It does *********NOT********* >>say "Paul Bill," does it now. WELL DOES IT!!?!?! >> >>No, it damn well doesn't! And yet, for some incomprehensible reason. >>the majority of you nitwits seem to think it does!!!!!! >> >>Get this through your miserable little heads: my first name is BILL!!! >>Understand that? Bill! BEE EYE ELL ELL!!! >> >> ____ _____ _ _ _ _ >> | _ \ |_ _| | | | | | | | | >> | |_) | | | | | | | | | | | >> | _ < | | | | | | | | | | >> | |_) | _| |_ | |____ | |____ |_| |_| >> |____/ |_____| |______| |______| (_) (_) >> >> >>I can carve it into your skull with a rusty railroad spike if that >>would make it easier to remember! >> >>Do **************NOT*************** send me e-mails opening with >>"Dear Paul!" That is _NOT_ my name! I don't care if you don't speak >>english as a first language, are distracted, tired, confused, retarded >>or the President of the United States: if you can't manage to scrape >>together enough neurons to correctly choose which one of two lousy >>syllables to use when addressing me, then I would rather never hear >>from you at all!!!!!! >> >>I am not kidding around here! I've been beating my brains out for >>you rotten bastards for ten lousy years, and after all that time >>I expect you to at least do me the courtesty of GETTING MY STUPID >>NAME RIGHT!!!!! >> >>This crap has been going on for years. It ends now. Anybody who's >>dumb enough to send me an e-mail addressed to "Paul" instead of "Bill" >>will be permanently banned from my inbox. I don't care if you're on >>fire and need me to put you out: you will become persona non grata >>and you will stay that way. Furthermore, anybody who screws up and >>gets my name wrong in person will quickly find themselves beaten, >>ground into a fine powder and sprinkled over Richard Stallman's >>oatmeal!!! >> >>And no, I don't want to hear your lousy comments on the matter! >>Don't follow up!! Don't reply!! Just nod quietly and DON'T MAKE THIS >>MISTAKE AGAIN!!!! >> >>-Bill <------------ SEE!!! LOOK!!! IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!!! IDIOTS!!!!! >> > > > > So...Paul...did you have a question regarding FreeBSD? :) > [ducks and runs for cover] > _______________________________________________ Oops...sorry folks -- wrong list!