From owner-freebsd-fs Sun Jul 29 12: 2:56 2001 Delivered-To: freebsd-fs@freebsd.org Received: from private.as (ppp-2-38.cvx6.telinco.net [212.1.135.38]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with SMTP id 1DC8A37B401 for ; Sun, 29 Jul 2001 12:02:48 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from jokeline@private.as) From: "John" To: Subject: Have a good laugh! Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Date: Sun, 29 Jul 2001 20:02:30 +0100 X-Priority: 1 (Highest) Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit Message-Id: <20010729190248.1DC8A37B401@hub.freebsd.org> Sender: owner-freebsd-fs@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk List-ID: List-Archive: (Web Archive) List-Help: (List Instructions) List-Subscribe: List-Unsubscribe: X-Loop: FreeBSD.org -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Wind-up A Friend, Colleague, Relative Or Even An Enemy -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Call Jokeline and you'll be in stitches! With our new service you're able to wind-up, confuse and bemuse people with a choice of bogus callers that you can transfer to your victim on any UK landline or mobile and then listen in to the call and hear their reaction Don't worry though, they won't be able to hear you, nor tell that you made the call - try it on a speaker phone and a group can hear -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- Just use the easy to follow recipe: -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- (i) choose one ripe victim (ii) add Jokeline by dialling 0906 736 9265 and select 1 - Wind-up samples 2 - Mr Angry 3 - The Irate Delivery Driver 4 - An Invite To No 10 5 - There's A Bomb In Your Street 6 - You're Wanted At The Police Station 7 - The Tax Inspector 8 - You've Got My Daughter Pregnant (iii) enter your victims number and wait for the transfer (iv) when they answer, prepare yourself and ...enjoy! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- This has got to be the funniest way to wind-up anyone -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Jokeline BCM 1543 London WC1N 3XX United Kingdom Calls to 0906 numbers are charged at £1/min at all times Maximum call duration 5 mins, average 2 mins Please ensure you have the permission of the bill payer before calling -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- You've received this email as you're on our mailing list If however, you do not wish to receive any further emails simply mailto:anallyretentive@yours.com with the email address(es) to be removed inserted in the subject line To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-fs" in the body of the message