Date: Sat, 10 Dec 2005 23:34:55 -0600 From: Kevin Kinsey <kdk@daleco.biz> To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org Subject: Re: Freebsd Theme Song Message-ID: <439BBA7F.6000808@daleco.biz> In-Reply-To: <20051211011434.GA70478@epia2.farid-hajji.net> References: <20051210162448.10858.qmail@web33314.mail.mud.yahoo.com> <439B0BD2.8080809@thingy.apana.org.au> <20051211011434.GA70478@epia2.farid-hajji.net>
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Hope this saves somebody a few keystrokes:
***** VI *****
#!/bin/sh
# "themesong" ... enables you to quickly create a singable
# ode to your favorite FreeBSD pet peeve. Add it, along with
# mail(1) to your crontab to really annoy list members.
#
# License: BSD, of course. Additions welcome, provided
# the meet with the goals of the Project.
if [ $OSTYPE != "FreeBSD" ]; then
echo "Wrong O.S. --- Gritch on your own project/distro's list!
"
exit 1
fi
case $1 in
-c)
cat "/COPYRIGHT"
exit 0;;
-C)
cat "/COPYRIGHT"
exit 0;;
# let the GNU people gritch too; but they won't like this part....
--copyright)
cat "/COPYRIGHT"
exit 0;;
esac
if [ "$1" ]; then
echo "
**** THE BIKESHED SONG ****
sung to 'You are my Sunshine'
and humbly submitted as a candidate in the
soon-to-be-announced FreeBSD Theme Song Contest
(but definitely not in any code competitions...)
'$1' is my bikeshed, my only bikeshed
'$1' makes me happy to gritch and moan;
You'll never know, friend, how much I loathe '$1'
Won't you please leave my '$1' alone!?
"
else
echo "
Usage: themesong foo
---where 'foo' is a description of your pet peeve
with this O.S., e.g. 'themesong networking'
"
fi
***** DE *****
:D
Kevin Kinsey
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