From owner-freebsd-chat Mon Apr 24 19:58:57 2000 Delivered-To: freebsd-chat@freebsd.org Received: from freebie.lemis.com (freebie.lemis.com [192.109.197.137]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 4DDBA37BD8F for ; Mon, 24 Apr 2000 19:58:53 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from grog@freebie.lemis.com) Received: (from grog@localhost) by freebie.lemis.com (8.9.3/8.9.0) id MAA28365 for chat@FreeBSD.ORG; Tue, 25 Apr 2000 12:28:58 +0930 (CST) Received: from koala.aussie.net (domo@koala.aussie.net [203.56.129.2]) by freebie.lemis.com (8.9.3/8.9.0) with ESMTP id AAA23738 for ; Tue, 25 Apr 2000 00:20:26 +0930 (CST) Received: (from domo@localhost) by koala.aussie.net (8.9.3/8.9.3-ARK) id AAA83645 for aussie-isp-list; Tue, 25 Apr 2000 00:17:09 +1000 (EST) X-Authentication-Warning: koala.aussie.net: domo set sender to majordomo-owner@koala.aussie.net using -f Received: from camelot.tdce.com.au (terry@camelot.tdce.com.au [203.18.0.3]) by koala.aussie.net (8.9.3/8.9.3-ARK) with ESMTP id AAA83641 for ; Tue, 25 Apr 2000 00:17:06 +1000 (EST) Received: from localhost (terry@localhost) by camelot.tdce.com.au (8.9.3/8.9.3) with ESMTP id AAA08133 for ; Tue, 25 Apr 2000 00:11:11 +1000 Date: Tue, 25 Apr 2000 00:11:11 +1000 (EST) From: Terence To: aussie-isp@aussie.net Subject: [Oz-ISP] QC: Time for a joke? (fwd) Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Sender: owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk X-Loop: FreeBSD.org ---------- Forwarded message ---------- The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6 children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy then,when one of his wives presented him with his only son and heir. Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him British Airways. Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him P&O Ferries. Just before his son's eighth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son replied, "Daddy, I would like something to watch films on." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him MGM Studios and their cinemas, where he watched all his favourite Western Movies. Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get for you." His son, who had caught the 'Western' movie bug, replied, "Daddy, I would like a cowboy outfit." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father went and bought him Microsoft. ---- Email "unsubscribe aussie-isp" to majordomo@aussie.net to be removed. To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message