From owner-freebsd-bugs Sat Jul 6 12:30:23 2002 Delivered-To: freebsd-bugs@hub.freebsd.org Received: from mx1.FreeBSD.org (mx1.FreeBSD.org [216.136.204.125]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 3B6D537B400 for ; Sat, 6 Jul 2002 12:30:06 -0700 (PDT) Received: from freefall.freebsd.org (freefall.FreeBSD.org [216.136.204.21]) by mx1.FreeBSD.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 89E5743E3B for ; Sat, 6 Jul 2002 12:30:05 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from gnats@FreeBSD.org) Received: from freefall.freebsd.org (gnats@localhost [127.0.0.1]) by freefall.freebsd.org (8.12.4/8.12.4) with ESMTP id g66JU5JU039259 for ; Sat, 6 Jul 2002 12:30:05 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from gnats@freefall.freebsd.org) Received: (from gnats@localhost) by freefall.freebsd.org (8.12.4/8.12.4/Submit) id g66JU55j039258; Sat, 6 Jul 2002 12:30:05 -0700 (PDT) Received: from mx1.FreeBSD.org (mx1.FreeBSD.org [216.136.204.125]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id B1A3837B400 for ; Sat, 6 Jul 2002 12:23:55 -0700 (PDT) Received: from proxon.bnc.net (proxon.bnc.net [62.225.99.6]) by mx1.FreeBSD.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 9DF7343E09 for ; Sat, 6 Jul 2002 12:23:54 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from ap@proxon.bnc.net) Received: from proxon.bnc.net (localhost [IPv6:::1]) by proxon.bnc.net (8.12.3/8.12.3) with ESMTP id g66JNbZv061867 for ; Sat, 6 Jul 2002 21:23:37 +0200 (CEST) (envelope-from ap@proxon.bnc.net) Received: (from ap@localhost) by proxon.bnc.net (8.12.3/8.12.3/Submit) id g66JNVjA061866; Sat, 6 Jul 2002 21:23:31 +0200 (CEST) Message-Id: <200207061923.g66JNVjA061866@proxon.bnc.net> Date: Sat, 6 Jul 2002 21:23:31 +0200 (CEST) From: Achim Patzner Reply-To: Achim Patzner To: FreeBSD-gnats-submit@FreeBSD.org X-Send-Pr-Version: 3.113 Subject: misc/40273: some more fortunes Sender: owner-freebsd-bugs@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk List-ID: List-Archive: (Web Archive) List-Help: (List Instructions) List-Subscribe: List-Unsubscribe: X-Loop: FreeBSD.org >Number: 40273 >Category: misc >Synopsis: some more fortunes >Confidential: no >Severity: non-critical >Priority: low >Responsible: freebsd-bugs >State: open >Quarter: >Keywords: >Date-Required: >Class: update >Submitter-Id: current-users >Arrival-Date: Sat Jul 06 12:30:01 PDT 2002 >Closed-Date: >Last-Modified: >Originator: Achim Patzner >Release: FreeBSD 4.6-RC i386 >Organization: Do I look organized? >Environment: System: FreeBSD proxon.bnc.net 4.6-RC FreeBSD 4.6-RC #9: Sun May 26 04:49:26 CEST 2002 root@proxon.bnc.net:/space/obj/spool/FreeBSD-src/stable/sys/PROXON i386 >Description: Some more fortunes for dull days I just found on rec.humor.funny: >How-To-Repeat: >Fix: Please add these to the appropriate /usr/share/games/fortune files: Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. % Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. % No one is listening until you fart. % Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. % Never test the depth of the water with both feet. % If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. % Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. % If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. % Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. % If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. % If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. % Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield. % Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together % There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. % Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. % Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. % Never miss a good chance to shut up. % We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things get worse. >Release-Note: >Audit-Trail: >Unformatted: To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-bugs" in the body of the message