From owner-freebsd-chat Wed Feb 18 19:17:13 1998 Return-Path: Received: (from majordom@localhost) by hub.freebsd.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) id TAA21944 for freebsd-chat-outgoing; Wed, 18 Feb 1998 19:17:13 -0800 (PST) (envelope-from owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG) Received: from newport-1-13.quick.net (josh@newport-1-13.quick.net [207.212.160.213]) by hub.freebsd.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id TAA21934 for ; Wed, 18 Feb 1998 19:17:04 -0800 (PST) (envelope-from josh@newport-1-13.quick.net) Received: (from josh@localhost) by newport-1-13.quick.net (8.8.8/8.8.8) id TAA10784; Wed, 18 Feb 1998 19:16:59 -0800 (PST) (envelope-from josh) Message-ID: <19980218191659.04355@newport-2-7.quick.net> Date: Wed, 18 Feb 1998 19:16:59 -0800 From: Josh Gilliam To: chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Bill GATES calls the Belgian Police (fwd) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii X-Mailer: Mutt 0.90 (restore_url) X-IRC: soil X-Operating-System: FreeBSD 3.0-CURRENT i386 Sender: owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk X-Loop: FreeBSD.org From: cee@tadpole.fr (Christian EDMOND ) Message-Id: <9802172131.AA04908@tadpole.fr> To: solaris-x86@webpro.eis.com Subject: S-x86; Bill GATES calls the Belgian Police > From: Van Den Berge, Kristof > > "Brussels police department, how may I assist you?" > "Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie." > "Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?" > "No" > "Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your > name?" > "Bill GATES" > "Country?" > "The USA" > "Native language?" > "English" > "Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use > this number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the > face with a pie?" > "Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One > person distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie." > "We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with > a custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?" > "Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any > custard, so I really don't think it was a custard pie." > "Have you visited the Prime Minister before?" > "Yes" > "Were you hit in the face with a pie then?" > "No" > "Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?" > "Yes" > "Any pies then?" > "No" > "Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come in > again. I'll wait." > "Just a minute.." "Okay, I'm back." > "Did you get hit by another pie?" > "Of course not" > "Well sir, I don't know what could have caused the first pie, but it > looks like things are working fine now. I'll make a note of the > problem, though. > If it happens again, please note the exact details of the situation > and call > us again. Thank you for calling the Brussels Police Department. > " -- Josh Gilliam 1 714 633 6499 5333 E LOS ARBOLES AVE josh@quick.net ORANGE CA 92869-4216 USA To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message