Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1999 11:48:34 -0500 From: "Pedro F. Giffuni" <pfgiffun@bachue.usc.unal.edu.co> To: chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Fwd: Famous Quotes Message-ID: <36AF4361.DC99F730@bachue.usc.unal.edu.co>
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Do we have these in fortune() ? FAMOUS QUOTES: > Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? > > Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, > because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, > but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever. > -Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest > > > Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in > the country. > -Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC > > > I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. > -Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward > > > Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I > can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with > all those flies and death and stuff. > -Mariah Carey, pop singer > > > I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the > president. > -Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents > > > The police are not here to create disorder. They're here to preserve > disorder." > -Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 Democratic Party > convention > > > China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. > -Former French President Charles de Gaulle > > > I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. > -David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed > to pay his taxes. > > > The Internet is a great way to get on the Net. > -Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole > > > Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. > -Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower > > > Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas. > -Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery > > > We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. > -Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks > > > Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same > reactions in the brain as marijuana.... The researchers also discovered > other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are. > -Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22 > > > It's like an Alcatraz around my neck." > -Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces > > > Half this game is ninety percent mental. > -Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark > > > They're multi-purpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take > them off. > -Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air > Force nearly $1,000 for an ordinary pair of pliers > > > It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. > -Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle > > > I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was > that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those > people. > -Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle > > > It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in > our air and water that are doing it. > Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle > > To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message
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