Date: Tue, 13 Dec 2005 13:23:43 -1000 From: Robert Marella <rmarella@gmail.com> To: Roland Smith <rsmith@xs4all.nl> Cc: Uncle Deejy-Pooh <deejy-pooh@ntlworld.com>, freebsd-questions@freebsd.org Subject: Re: Off-Topic Message-ID: <20051213132343.3c7c8acd@frankie.konav201.local> In-Reply-To: <20051213215647.GA27582@slackbox.xs4all.nl> References: <439F3E96.5090101@ntlworld.com> <20051213215647.GA27582@slackbox.xs4all.nl>
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 22:56:47 +0100 Roland Smith <rsmith@xs4all.nl> wrote: > On Tue, Dec 13, 2005 at 09:35:18PM +0000, Uncle Deejy-Pooh wrote: > > We've another contender for the 'Signature-of-the-Forum' award. > > This one spotted from Jayesh Jayan: > > "The box said "Requires Windows 95, NT, or better", so I > > installed Linux." > > Although I'm SURE it should read "..... FreeBSD" ! > > > > But, still in No1 spot: > > Windows: "Where do you want to go today?" > > Linux: "Where do you want to go tomorrow?" > > FreeBSD: "Are you guys coming or what?" > > A few choicy ones: > > I sense much NT in you. > NT leads to Bluescreen. > Bluescreen leads to downtime. > Downtime leads to suffering. > NT is the path to the darkside. > Powerful Unix is. > > C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL > > Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate! > > For a new monitor, nail here: [x] > > Unix was not designed to stop people from doing stupid things, because > that would also stop them from doing clever things. > -- Doug Gwyn > > Windows caters to everyone as though they are idiots. UNIX makes no > such assumption. It assumes you know what you are doing, and presents > the challenge of figuring it out for yourself if you don't. > > MCSE: Must Consult Someone Experienced > > The No. 1 remote administration tool for Windows NT is a car. > > The best way to accellerate a computer running Windows is at 9.81 > m/s^2 > > Unix _is_ user-friendly. It's just a little picky about who it's > friends are. > > When in doubt, use brute force > -- Ken Thompson > > > Roland FreeBSD is as easy as 1 + 1 = 10
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