From owner-freebsd-chat Fri Nov 8 02:13:17 1996 Return-Path: owner-chat Received: (from root@localhost) by freefall.freebsd.org (8.7.5/8.7.3) id CAA22709 for chat-outgoing; Fri, 8 Nov 1996 02:13:17 -0800 (PST) Received: from ghpc6.ihf.rwth-aachen.de (ghpc6.ihf.RWTH-Aachen.DE [134.130.90.6]) by freefall.freebsd.org (8.7.5/8.7.3) with SMTP id CAA22674 for ; Fri, 8 Nov 1996 02:13:07 -0800 (PST) Received: (from thomas@localhost) by ghpc6.ihf.rwth-aachen.de (8.6.12/8.6.9) id LAA26601; Fri, 8 Nov 1996 11:12:54 +0100 To: freebsd-chat@freebsd.org Subject: [alt.humor.best-of-usenet] [comp.lang.pascal.delphi.databases] Re: Got Problems??? From: Thomas Gellekum Date: 08 Nov 1996 11:12:52 +0100 Message-ID: <873eykj3ob.fsf@ghpc6.ihf.rwth-aachen.de> Lines: 72 X-Mailer: Gnus v5.2.25/XEmacs 19.14 Sender: owner-chat@freebsd.org X-Loop: FreeBSD.org Precedence: bulk This is simply too good. If you're the type who gets offended by fortune's sexually explicit fortunes you should hit 'n' now... tg ------- Start of forwarded message ------- From: Tom Phoenix Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet Subject: [comp.lang.pascal.delphi.databases] Re: Got Problems??? Followup-To: alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d Date: 6 Nov 1996 07:01:42 GMT Organization: best of usenet humor Message-ID: <55pd4m$jvu@darkstar.ucsc.edu> From: "Albert D. Cahalan" Subject: Re: Got Problems??? Newsgroups: comp.lang.pascal.delphi.databases, comp.lang.pascal.delphi.misc David Moles writes: > Nathan Denny wrote: >> >> WHAT THE F**K!?!?!? >> >> Look at where that got posted! Like every development news group got >> hit by that. >> >> Blam! >> >> Nate:SCHCATS! > > It's all over comp.sys, too. Of course. They think all the computer hackers can't get a date. Instant fix: gcc date.c -o date All the way: gcc --entry For orgasm: gcc -O Even better: gcc -O2 Cruel: gcc -Wall For old hackers: gcc -fno-strength-reduce Transvestite: gcc -Wconversion With toy: gcc -pipe Man on top: gcc -traditional In restroom: gcc -quiet Explain how: gcc --verbose With drugs: gcc --user-dependencies Don't move: gcc -static At Microsoft: gcc -shared Side-by-side: gcc --profile Mouth first: gcc --preprocess Before drugs: gcc --prefix With disease: gcc --no-warnings With vibrator: gcc --machine Foreigner: gcc --language With chains: gcc --force-link With AIDS: gcc --extra-warnings Analism: gcc --dump Remove lice 1st: gcc --debug Talk about date: gcc --comments Take control: gcc --assert -- Moderators accept or reject articles based solely on the criteria posted in the Frequently Asked Questions. Article content is the responsibility of the submitter. Submit articles to ahbou-sub@acpub.duke.edu. To write to the moderators, send mail to ahbou-mod@acpub.duke.edu. ------- End of forwarded message -------