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Date:      08 Nov 1996 11:12:52 +0100
From:      Thomas Gellekum <tg@ihf.rwth-aachen.de>
To:        freebsd-chat@freebsd.org
Subject:   [alt.humor.best-of-usenet] [comp.lang.pascal.delphi.databases] Re: Got Problems???
Message-ID:  <873eykj3ob.fsf@ghpc6.ihf.rwth-aachen.de>

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This is simply too good. If you're the type who gets offended by
fortune's sexually explicit fortunes you should hit 'n' now...

tg

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From: Tom Phoenix <rootbeer@teleport.com>
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [comp.lang.pascal.delphi.databases] Re: Got Problems???
Followup-To: alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d
Date: 6 Nov 1996 07:01:42 GMT
Organization: best of usenet humor
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From: "Albert D. Cahalan" <no_junk_mail_please@jupiter.cs.uml.edu> 
Subject: Re: Got Problems???
Newsgroups: comp.lang.pascal.delphi.databases,  comp.lang.pascal.delphi.misc

David Moles <deivu@eccosys.com> writes:

> Nathan Denny wrote:
>>
>> WHAT THE F**K!?!?!?
>>
>> Look at where that got posted!  Like every development news group got
>> hit by that.
>>
>> Blam!
>>
>> Nate:SCHCATS!
>
> It's all over comp.sys, too.

Of course. They think all the computer hackers can't get a date.

Instant fix:        gcc date.c -o date

All the way:        gcc --entry
For orgasm:         gcc -O
Even better:        gcc -O2
Cruel:              gcc -Wall
For old hackers:    gcc -fno-strength-reduce
Transvestite:       gcc -Wconversion
With toy:           gcc -pipe
Man on top:         gcc -traditional
In restroom:        gcc -quiet
Explain how:        gcc --verbose
With drugs:         gcc --user-dependencies
Don't move:         gcc -static
At Microsoft:       gcc -shared
Side-by-side:       gcc --profile
Mouth first:        gcc --preprocess
Before drugs:       gcc --prefix
With disease:       gcc --no-warnings
With vibrator:      gcc --machine
Foreigner:          gcc --language
With chains:        gcc --force-link
With AIDS:          gcc --extra-warnings
Analism:            gcc --dump
Remove lice 1st:    gcc --debug
Talk about date:    gcc --comments
Take control:       gcc --assert


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