From owner-freebsd-chat Sat Aug 15 20:36:22 1998 Return-Path: Received: (from majordom@localhost) by hub.freebsd.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) id UAA24766 for freebsd-chat-outgoing; Sat, 15 Aug 1998 20:36:22 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG) Received: from lariat.lariat.org (lariat.lariat.org [206.100.185.2]) by hub.freebsd.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id UAA24761 for ; Sat, 15 Aug 1998 20:36:21 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from brett@lariat.org) Received: (from brett@localhost) by lariat.lariat.org (8.8.8/8.8.6) id VAA10045; Sat, 15 Aug 1998 21:35:46 -0600 (MDT) Message-Id: <199808160335.VAA10045@lariat.lariat.org> X-Sender: brett@mail.lariat.org X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Pro Version 4.1.0.44 (Beta) X-Priority: 1 (Highest) Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1998 21:35:44 -0600 To: Donald Burr , freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG From: Brett Glass Subject: Re: FW: humor: How does a UNIX guru have sex? In-Reply-To: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Sender: owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk X-Loop: FreeBSD.org At 04:49 PM 8/15/98 -0700, Donald Burr wrote: >Q: How does a UNIX guru have sex? > >A: unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep Q: How do you tell if he needs Viagra? A: nologin Q: What does he (or she) do when his/her Significant Other isn't in the mood? A: finger @localhost To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message