Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2001 11:48:16 -0500 From: URBAN EVENTS <urbanevents4@hotmail.com> To: urbanevents1@hotmail.com Subject: Joke and Events of the Week! Message-ID: <200103131537.HAA05147@harrier.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
next in thread | raw e-mail | index | archive | help
<HTML> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>THE LIST - The Source for Urban Arts & Entertainment! </FONT></DIV></A><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2><IMG src="http://www.urbancity.com/ubb/bbtitle5.jpg">; </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>WELCOME! </FONT></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <P> </P> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>You are cordially invited to be a part of a new online network called "THE LIST"! The purpose of the newtwok is to keep you informed about upcoming arts and entertainment events in your city. The email newsletter will be updated only once every two weeks and will give you a complete listing of major urban events in cities throughout the US. You can view an example of the newsletter below. The newsletter is FREE and requires quick registration. We invite you to join by clicking here>> </FONT><A href="http://forms.com/urbanevents/signup" target=_blank><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>http://forms.com/urbanevents/signup</FONT></A><FO NT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2> . We also encourage you to forward this email to any of your freinds that would like to be a part THE LIST! </FONT></P> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>Thank You! </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2></FONT> </P> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>!. Joke of the Week </FONT></P> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>!!. Events of the Week </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2></FONT> </P> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>I.Joke of the Week </FONT></P> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>There was this teenage boy standing at the bus stop with green, </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>yellow, and red striped hair. He noticed an old man sitting a few feet </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>away that kept staring at him. After a few minutes the boy said, </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>"What's the matter old man? Haven't you ever done anything wild </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>and crazy in your life?" The man said, "Yeah. One time I had sex </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>with a parrot and I was just wondering if you were my son!" </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2></FONT> </P> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>II. Events of the Week - Below is a list of popular upcoming events and </FONT><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>their locations during the next 4 weeks. Use the link under each event for more information! </FONT></P> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2></FONT> </P> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2><STRONG>ERYKAH BADU </STRONG></FONT></P> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>DETROIT MI - CHICAGO IL - ATLANTA GA </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>HOUSTON TX - PHOENIX AZ - SAN DIEGO CA </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>UNIVERSAL CITY CA - OAKLAND CA - LAS VEGAS NV </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>Dates,Times,Prices,Reviews>></FONT><a href="http://www.qksrv.net/click-578060-805429" target="_blank" >citysearch.com</a><img src="http://www.qksrv.net/image-578060-805429" width="1" height="1" border="0">(type in keyword after choosing city) </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <P> </P> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2><STRONG>JILL SCOTT </STRONG></FONT></P> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>UNIVERSAL CITY CA - NEW YORK NY </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>Dates,Times,Prices,Reviews>></FONT><a href="http://www.qksrv.net/click-578060-805429" target="_blank" >citysearch.com</a><img src="http://www.qksrv.net/image-578060-805429" width="1" height="1" border="0"> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <P> </P> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2><STRONG>BOB MARLEY FESTIVAL </STRONG></FONT></P> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>LONG BEACH CA - MIAMI FL - HOUSTON TX </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>Dates,Times,Prices,Reviews>></FONT><a href="http://www.qksrv.net/click-578060-805429" target="_blank" >citysearch.com</a><img src="http://www.qksrv.net/image-578060-805429" width="1" height="1" border="0"> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <P> </P> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2><STRONG>OUTKAST </STRONG></FONT></P> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>TOWSON MD - UPPER DARBY PA - PHILADELPHIA PA </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>FAIRFAX VA - WASHINGTON DC - NEW YORK NY </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>BOSTON MA - CLEVELAND OH - DETROIT MI </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>CINCINNATI OH - CHICAGO IL </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>Dates,Times,Prices,Reviews>></FONT><a href="http://www.qksrv.net/click-578060-805429" target="_blank" >citysearch.com</a><img src="http://www.qksrv.net/image-578060-805429" width="1" height="1" border="0"> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <P> </P> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2><STRONG>ALVIN AILEY DANCE THEATER </STRONG></FONT></P> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>HOUSTON TX - SEATTLE WA - RICHMOND VA </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>CHICAGO IL </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>Dates,Times,Prices,Reviews>></FONT><a href="http://www.qksrv.net/click-578060-805429" target="_blank" >citysearch.com</a><img src="http://www.qksrv.net/image-578060-805429" width="1" height="1" border="0"> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <P> </P> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2><STRONG>BEEN THERE DONE THAT </STRONG></FONT></P> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>PEORIA IL - ATLANTA GA - RICHMOND VA </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>COLUMBUS OH - SAGINAW MI - NEW YORK NY </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>Dates,Times,Prices,Reviews>></FONT><a href="http://www.qksrv.net/click-578060-805429" target="_blank" >citysearch.com</a><img src="http://www.qksrv.net/image-578060-805429" width="1" height="1" border="0"> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <P> </P> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2><STRONG>BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU PRAY FOR </STRONG></FONT></P> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>ATLANTA GA - DES MOINES IA - DENVER CO </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>HOUSTON TX - LITTLE ROCK AR </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>Dates,Times,Prices,Reviews>></FONT><a href="http://www.qksrv.net/click-578060-805429" target="_blank" >citysearch.com</a><img src="http://www.qksrv.net/image-578060-805429" width="1" height="1" border="0"> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <P> </P> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2><STRONG>UNIVERSOUL CIRCUS </STRONG></FONT></P> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>TAMPA FL - JACKSONVILLE FL - ATLANTA GA </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>PHILADELPHIA PA </FONT> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>Dates,Times,Prices,Reviews>></FONT><a href="http://www.qksrv.net/click-578060-805429" target="_blank" >citysearch.com</a><img src="http://www.qksrv.net/image-578060-805429" width="1" height="1" border="0"> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV> <P> </P> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>THE LIST - The Source for Urban Arts & Entertainment!</FONT></P> <DIV></DIV> <P><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>To join click here>> </FONT><A href="http://forms.com/urbanevents/signup" target=_blank><FONT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2>http://forms.com/urbanevents/signup</FONT></A><FO NT face="Geneva, Arial, Sans-serif" size=2> . We also encourage you to forward this email to any of your freinds that would like to be a part THE LIST! </FONT></P><FONT color=#000000 size=3> <DIV></DIV></FONT> <font size=3 color=#000000></div> To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-questions" in the body of the message
Want to link to this message? Use this URL: <https://mail-archive.FreeBSD.org/cgi/mid.cgi?200103131537.HAA05147>