From owner-freebsd-questions Sun Nov 26 0:59:33 2000 Delivered-To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org Received: from dc-mx06.cluster0.hsacorp.net (unknown [209.225.8.16]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 54FB337B479 for ; Sun, 26 Nov 2000 00:59:29 -0800 (PST) Received: from [24.216.177.202] (HELO CONCON.enterit.com) by dc-mx06.cluster0.hsacorp.net (CommuniGate Pro SMTP 3.4b1) with ESMTP id 12364745; Sun, 26 Nov 2000 01:58:37 -0700 Message-Id: <5.0.0.25.0.20001126041246.021dfab0@mail.enterit.com> X-Sender: jconner@mail.enterit.com X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Version 5.0 Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2000 04:14:57 -0500 To: "R.Munden" From: Jim Conner Subject: RE: The real Unix problem Cc: , In-Reply-To: References: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"; format=flowed Sender: owner-freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk X-Loop: FreeBSD.ORG Hehehe...this was actually quite amusing. :) I haven't read this much cursing since I was in high school. =O - Jim At 12:09 AM 11/26/2000 -0600, R.Munden wrote: >Don't worry about it; call me I'll only charge you 250 f**king dollars per >hour to f**king fix it > >"... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, >lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C >programs." > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: owner-freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG > > [mailto:owner-freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG]On Behalf Of Kenneth Wayne > > Culver > > Sent: Saturday, November 25, 2000 11:35 PM > > To: mattman@mattcave.net > > Cc: freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG > > Subject: Re: The real Unix problem > > > > > > Well, maybe if you'd get a f***ing clue and actually search the > > mailing lists (on the webpage) and look at the handbook (again on the > > webpage) you could figure it out. This isn't point 'n click winblows for > > idiots, this is FreeBSD; you actually have to LEARN something to use it. > > > > > > ================================================================= > > | Kenneth Culver | FreeBSD: The best NT upgrade | > > | Unix Systems Administrator | ICQ #: 24767726 | > > | and student at The | AIM: muythaibxr | > > | The University of Maryland, | Website: (Under Construction) | > > | College Park. | http://www.wam.umd.edu/~culverk/| > > ================================================================= > > > > On Sat, 25 Nov 2000 mattman@mattcave.net wrote: > > > > > The biggest problem with fucking unix and fucking unix cloned > > turds is there is no god damn help file that makes any sense. It > > will tell you what you need and how to do and then at the end you > > will have to send off for a fucking acme esp fuck your mind kit > > and hope you can figure out what the gay ass unix admin meant. > > How about some fucking help for more than than version it might > > work for. You want to beat Microsoft??? You never will, because > > unix guys are stupid faggots that think everyone should already > > know what they have stuck up there ass. Fuck Unix, Unix sucks. > > Someone told me to use RedHat. It was the easiest. I went to > > RedHat and they told me everything I already knew. Here's > > something I don't know. How do you get a fucking program to load > > at startup on freebsd? Where on your fucking website do you have > > that. I want to set up a Unix POP3 server. The instructions tell > > me how to compile. Then they tell me to move the fucking file to > > a directory in my path. I can do that. Now what, the fucking end. > > They say I'm done. I can't get any mail. They don't tell me how > > to configure it. They fucking make me wonder what the fuck they > > have up there ass to make me psychic. How about putting that on > > your website. > > > > > > The only thing I've found on your website is how great freebsd > > is and you can do it but it depends on your version. I know my > > version... how do I fucking do it? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Be sure and forward this to all you freebsd experts out there. > > > > > > > > > > > To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org > > with "unsubscribe freebsd-questions" in the body of the message > > > > > >To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org >with "unsubscribe freebsd-questions" in the body of the message - Jim - NOTJames - jconner@enterit.com - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - | Today's errors, in contrast: | - | Windows - "Invalid page fault in module kernel32.dll at 0032:A16F2935" | - | UNIX - "segmentation fault - core dumped" | - | Humans - "OOPS, I've fallen and I can't get up" | - -------------------------------------------------------------------------- - (To view this properly use a non-proportional font in your MUA) To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-questions" in the body of the message