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From: Michael Porter <ocean@wavefront.com>
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Well, this came up when I logged in (from /usr/games/fortune) and I
thought it was hilarious:

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town

cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole > town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | egrep 'bad|good'
for (goodness sake) {
 be good
}


Ahhhh....I had to share it.  Most of them are stupid, but this one took
some though.
Ho Ho Ho! (no, ma'am, no! I wasn't calling you *SLAP*  OWWW! )
Michael Porter
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port0095@tc.umn.edu