From owner-freebsd-questions Fri Jul 30 10:15:52 1999 Delivered-To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org Received: from sugar.pharlap.com (sugar.pharlap.com [192.107.36.1]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id B107E14D04 for ; Fri, 30 Jul 1999 10:15:47 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from clark@pharlap.com) Received: from clark ([192.107.36.171]) by sugar.pharlap.com (Post.Office MTA v3.5.2 release 221 ID# 0-56365U200L2S100V35) with SMTP id com for ; Fri, 30 Jul 1999 13:15:25 -0400 From: clark@pharlap.com (Clark Jarvis) Date: Fri, 30 Jul 1999 13:18:29 -0400 To: freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG In-Reply-To: <37A1D670.F3911FDC@FirstAmericanLending.com> Subject: Re: IT Financing X-Mailer: MR/2 Internet Cruiser Edition for OS/2 v1.60 b60 Message-ID: <19990730171525901.AAA41@sugar.pharlap.com@clark> Sender: owner-freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk X-Loop: FreeBSD.ORG In <37A1D670.F3911FDC@FirstAmericanLending.com>, on 07/30/99 at 09:44 AM, "Scott M. Schang" said: >Do you offer financing to your customers? I visited your site today and >thought you might be interested in this service. We provide financing >for Computer Hardware, Software, LAN, WAN, Intranet and Internet >projects. If this email arrives unwanted, please, accept my apology - >Scott Which part of "Free" didn't he understand... "Yes, Scott, I'd like to finance about, oh, $70 over three years." ... "Yes, that's $40 for the software and $30 for the book. What would my monthly payment be, please?" ... "Oh, you can't finance a book? How about if we call it a manual?" ... "Ok, Scott, now please try to stay calm. Scott, we're all trying to help each other here." ... "Yes, yes, I _know_ you're just trying to make a living, but that's not the point right now, is it? Is it, Scott?" ... "Scott, please don't use that language with me. How do you think I feel, with this happening?" ... ... ... [pause] "Well, Scott, how about just financing the $40?" Sorry, folks. Just saw Dr Strangeglove again the other day... -- Clark To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-questions" in the body of the message