From owner-freebsd-chat Fri Dec 28 18:24:13 2001 Delivered-To: freebsd-chat@freebsd.org Received: from draco.over-yonder.net (draco.over-yonder.net [198.78.58.61]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id BF97837B422 for ; Fri, 28 Dec 2001 18:24:07 -0800 (PST) Received: by draco.over-yonder.net (Postfix, from userid 100) id A364EFC3; Fri, 28 Dec 2001 20:24:06 -0600 (CST) Date: Fri, 28 Dec 2001 20:24:06 -0600 From: "Matthew D. Fuller" To: chat@freebsd.org Subject: Lions and tigers and... chickens? Message-ID: <20011228202406.D9251@over-yonder.net> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Disposition: inline User-Agent: Mutt/1.2.5i X-Editor: vi X-OS: FreeBSD Sender: owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk List-ID: List-Archive: (Web Archive) List-Help: (List Instructions) List-Subscribe: List-Unsubscribe: X-Loop: FreeBSD.org So, I was sitting at the local deli having dinner this evening. And, being alone, there was nothing to do but think. Suddenly, I was struck by a thought. How _DOES_ a vfork(2) chicken cross the road? Well, the beauty of it is, he doesn't have to; you just pretend he's on the other side. It's a lot quicker and easier, but if you want him to flap his wings, you have to build a new chicken from the ground up. Musta been the mustard. Hmm.... -- Matthew Fuller (MF4839) | fullermd@over-yonder.net Unix Systems Administrator | fullermd@futuresouth.com Specializing in FreeBSD | http://www.over-yonder.net/ "The only reason I'm burning my candle at both ends, is because I haven't figured out how to light the middle yet" To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message