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Subject: FW: This is a cute one Fw: Cuckoo
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2000 04:42:32 -0000
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> >>Subject: Fwd:Cuckoo
> >>
> >>
> >>The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys." I told my
> >>>  wife that I would be home by midnight ... "promise"!  Well,the hours
> >>passed
> >>>  and the beer was going down way too easy.
> >>>   At around 3 A.M., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.  Just as I
got
> >>in
> >>>  the
> >>>  door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up, and cuckooed 3 times.
> >>>  Quickly, I
> >>>  realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times.  I
was
> >>>  really
> >>>  proud of myself, having a quick, witty solution, even when smashed,
to
> >>>  escape a possible conflict.
> >>>  Next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her 12
> >>o'clock.
> >>>  She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! She
> then
> >>>  told
> >>>  me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.  When I asked her why she said
> >>"Well,
> >>>  it cuckooed 3 times, then said 'oh fuck,' cuckooed 4more times,
cleared
> >>it's
> >>>  throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
> >>>  then farted.
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>


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