From owner-freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG Fri Oct 31 20:43:41 2008 Return-Path: Delivered-To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org Received: from mx1.freebsd.org (mx1.freebsd.org [IPv6:2001:4f8:fff6::34]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 5F9651065676 for ; Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:43:41 +0000 (UTC) (envelope-from perrin@apotheon.com) Received: from outbound-mail-154.bluehost.com (outbound-mail-154.bluehost.com [67.222.39.34]) by mx1.freebsd.org (Postfix) with SMTP id 2D9C38FC29 for ; Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:43:41 +0000 (UTC) (envelope-from perrin@apotheon.com) Received: (qmail 2597 invoked by uid 0); 31 Oct 2008 20:43:39 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO box183.bluehost.com) (69.89.25.183) by outboundproxy5.bluehost.com with SMTP; 31 Oct 2008 20:43:39 -0000 DomainKey-Signature: a=rsa-sha1; q=dns; c=nofws; s=default; d=apotheon.com; h=Received:Received:Date:From:To:Subject:Message-ID:Mail-Followup-To:References:Mime-Version:Content-Type:Content-Disposition:In-Reply-To:User-Agent:X-Identified-User; b=Hw2FcwUuHQHwtaGKufhR4piynkmD77cxP8lEC+IBWtNQOxtjR2tYWbm7wGptcGzAB7N9eLyP9+jNmiQkvxN5Y2KC43cH4oTCCKno+zDWawq+eSn22/msSPKETuYugPSH; Received: from c-24-8-180-234.hsd1.co.comcast.net ([24.8.180.234] helo=kokopelli.hydra) by box183.bluehost.com with esmtpsa (TLSv1:AES256-SHA:256) (Exim 4.69) (envelope-from ) id 1Kw0qJ-0007GV-5r for freebsd-questions@freebsd.org; Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:43:39 -0600 Received: by kokopelli.hydra (sSMTP sendmail emulation); Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:34:56 -0600 Date: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:34:56 -0600 From: Chad Perrin To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org Message-ID: <20081031203456.GD4905@kokopelli.hydra> Mail-Followup-To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org References: <490ADAA1.6000108@bokey.mine.nu> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/signed; micalg=pgp-sha1; protocol="application/pgp-signature"; boundary="u65IjBhB3TIa72Vp" Content-Disposition: inline In-Reply-To: <490ADAA1.6000108@bokey.mine.nu> User-Agent: Mutt/1.4.2.3i X-Identified-User: {737:box183.bluehost.com:apotheon:apotheon.org} {sentby:smtp auth 24.8.180.234 authed with ren@apotheon.org} Subject: Re: Funny slogans to put on tshirts X-BeenThere: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org X-Mailman-Version: 2.1.5 Precedence: list List-Id: User questions List-Unsubscribe: , List-Archive: List-Post: List-Help: List-Subscribe: , X-List-Received-Date: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 20:43:41 -0000 --u65IjBhB3TIa72Vp Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Disposition: inline Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable On Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 08:44:57PM +1030, en0f wrote: > Redd Vinylene wrote: > > Hello guys, > >=20 > > It's my friend's birthday tomorrow. I was thinking I'd make him a > > tshirt with some funny slogan on it or something. Preferably something > > UNIX related. But I'm all outta ideas. Perhaps y'all can help? > > Alright, much obliged, thanks. > >=20 >=20 > * hold it right there buddy. > + >=20 > * that scruffy beard... those suspenders... that smug expression... > + >=20 > * you're one of those condescending unix computer users! > + here's a nickel, kid. get yourself a better computer. Isn't that the script of a Dilbert strip? Maybe, for shirt purposes, just distill that down to its essence: "Here's a nickel, kid. Get yourself a better computer." It could also be modified a bit: "Here's a nickel, kid. Blank CDs are cheap. Get yourself a better operating system." =2E . . maybe with a Windows logo crossed out, or with a FreeBSD logo, or something like that. Of course, one of my favorite one-liners is one I made up: "Power corrupts. The command line corrupts absolutely." =2E . . or, altneratively: "Power corrupts. Unix corrupts absolutely." --=20 Chad Perrin [ content licensed PDL: http://pdl.apotheon.org ] Quoth Larry Wall: "What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?" --u65IjBhB3TIa72Vp Content-Type: application/pgp-signature Content-Disposition: inline -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v2.0.9 (FreeBSD) iEYEARECAAYFAkkLa/AACgkQ9mn/Pj01uKWiTQCdH2/zAltnaMZIx4BxZfHWfsS6 ENIAn2lNC10ciNGDGWy+CKv2ERPA49j0 =zXJa -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- --u65IjBhB3TIa72Vp--