From owner-freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG Sat Nov 1 12:04:47 2008 Return-Path: Delivered-To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org Received: from mx1.freebsd.org (mx1.freebsd.org [IPv6:2001:4f8:fff6::34]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 6E5BE1065672 for ; Sat, 1 Nov 2008 12:04:47 +0000 (UTC) (envelope-from en0f@bokey.mine.nu) Received: from mine.nu (60-242-68-238.static.tpgi.com.au [60.242.68.238]) by mx1.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 29E818FC0C for ; Sat, 1 Nov 2008 12:04:46 +0000 (UTC) (envelope-from en0f@bokey.mine.nu) Received: from [192.168.1.110] (windows [192.168.1.110]) by mine.nu (Postfix) with ESMTPSA id CEE9DEB926 for ; Sat, 1 Nov 2008 22:34:33 +1030 (CST) Message-ID: <490C45DD.1020501@bokey.mine.nu> Date: Sat, 01 Nov 2008 22:34:45 +1030 From: en0f User-Agent: Thunderbird 2.0.0.17 (Windows/20080914) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org References: <490ADAA1.6000108@bokey.mine.nu> <20081031203456.GD4905@kokopelli.hydra> In-Reply-To: <20081031203456.GD4905@kokopelli.hydra> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Subject: Re: Funny slogans to put on tshirts X-BeenThere: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org X-Mailman-Version: 2.1.5 Precedence: list Reply-To: en0f@bokey.mine.nu List-Id: User questions List-Unsubscribe: , List-Archive: List-Post: List-Help: List-Subscribe: , X-List-Received-Date: Sat, 01 Nov 2008 12:04:47 -0000 Chad Perrin wrote: > On Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 08:44:57PM +1030, en0f wrote: >> Redd Vinylene wrote: >>> Hello guys, >>> >>> It's my friend's birthday tomorrow. I was thinking I'd make him a >>> tshirt with some funny slogan on it or something. Preferably something >>> UNIX related. But I'm all outta ideas. Perhaps y'all can help? >>> Alright, much obliged, thanks. >>> >> * hold it right there buddy. >> + >> >> * that scruffy beard... those suspenders... that smug expression... >> + >> >> * you're one of those condescending unix computer users! >> + here's a nickel, kid. get yourself a better computer. > > Isn't that the script of a Dilbert strip? Yeah. Its also the cover of APUE by Stevens & Rago if you're curious. However, AFAIK the actual credit goes to S. Adams. > Maybe, for shirt purposes, just distill that down to its essence: > > "Here's a nickel, kid. Get yourself a better computer." Yeah that was my thought as well. :P) > It could also be modified a bit: > > "Here's a nickel, kid. Blank CDs are cheap. Get yourself a better > operating system." LMAO. This ones nice as well. > "Power corrupts. The command line corrupts absolutely." > > . . . or, altneratively: > > "Power corrupts. Unix corrupts absolutely." Both are nice. Cracked me up. Heres another one by Scott - "If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done." -Scott Adams -- en0f