Date: Fri, 05 Mar 1999 17:24:31 -0500 From: Maziar Momeni <mmomeni@gmu.edu> To: "Momeni, Maziar" <mmomeni@gmu.edu> Subject: Oh so true... Message-ID: <36E0599F.C8208B74@gmu.edu>
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This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --------------4E426F10E6253F59C1F56449 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit I really have to change my life style!! > Top 22 Signs You've Had Too Much of the 90's: > > 22. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out > of the back seat of your car. > > 21. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do > not have e-mail addresses. > > 20. Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's homepage to your > bookmarks. > > 19. You have a "to do list" that includes entries for lunch and > bathroom breaks and they are usually the ones that never get crossed > off. > > 18. You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your parents. > > 17. Pick up lines now include a reference to liquid assets and > capital gains. > > 16. You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow. > > 15. You assume the question to valet park or not is rhetorical. > > 14. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet. > > 13. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes. > > 12. Your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long some of > the products don't even exist any more. > > 11. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to > improve their process. > > 10. You get all excited when it's Saturday and you can wear sweats to > work. > > 9. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables. > > 8. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a > living. > > 7. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive > restaurant in town within the same week. > > 6. You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a > project" are acceptable English phrases. > > 5. You know the people at the airport hotels better than your next > door neighbors. > > 4. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday > night plans. > > 3. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his > ideas into a matrix. > > 2. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock. > > And the number 1 sign you've had too much of the 90's: > > 1. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person. --------------4E426F10E6253F59C1F56449 Content-Type: text/x-vcard; charset=us-ascii; name="mmomeni.vcf" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Content-Description: Card for Maziar Momeni Content-Disposition: attachment; filename="mmomeni.vcf" begin:vcard n:Momeni;Maziar tel;work:703.993.4515 x-mozilla-html:FALSE org:GMU - UCIS version:2.1 email;internet:mmomeni@gmu.edu title:Emerging Technologies Engineer note;quoted-printable:BS in Psych from MWC=0D=0AMA in Neuropsych from GMU adr;quoted-printable:;;4400 University Drive=0D=0AMS 1B5;Fairfax;VA;22030;US fn:Mr. Maziar Momeni end:vcard --------------4E426F10E6253F59C1F56449-- To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-questions" in the body of the message
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