From owner-freebsd-chat Wed Jun 17 05:06:19 1998 Return-Path: Received: (from majordom@localhost) by hub.freebsd.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) id FAA06840 for freebsd-chat-outgoing; Wed, 17 Jun 1998 05:06:19 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG) Received: from minos.dyn.ml.org (dominus@client-151-197-112-18.bellatlantic.net [151.197.112.18]) by hub.freebsd.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id FAA06827 for ; Wed, 17 Jun 1998 05:06:14 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from dominus@minos.dyn.ml.org) Received: from localhost (dominus@localhost) by minos.dyn.ml.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) with SMTP id IAA01554; Wed, 17 Jun 1998 08:05:02 -0400 (EDT) (envelope-from dominus@minos.dyn.ml.org) Date: Wed, 17 Jun 1998 08:05:02 -0400 (EDT) From: James X-Sender: dominus@localhost Reply-To: higginsj@iname.com To: John Birrell cc: higginsj@iname.com, fpawlak@execpc.com, grog@lemis.com, lcremean@tidalwave.net, jonny@jonny.eng.br, chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Re: US Immigration (was: Funny, but true...) In-Reply-To: <199806170441.OAA10417@cimlogic.com.au> Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Sender: owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk X-Loop: FreeBSD.org On Wed, 17 Jun 1998, John Birrell wrote: > James wrote: > > Maybe Australia is planning an invasion for July 4th. We had better watch > > who they are sending here. > > Not this year, I'm afraid, and a little disappointed because it would > give CNN something funny to report. I can just imagine our Navy trying > to remember who has the keys to start the boat (we only have one), and > then turning up a bit late on the beaches of California and trying to > get anybody to take them seriously. > > We're a bit low on people to send this year 'cause we still have 30 > people over near Iraq trying to look frightening. So we'd need you > to let us have them back before we can seriously make any attempt at > invading the U.S. > > We can't really afford to invade now anyway with our dollar in it's > current state. We think we have the solution to this: we'll become a > third world country so the World Bank gives us billions of your dollars > (since ours are no good), then we'll come and invade. OK? Sounds like a good plan. tell me when so I can go to California and watch the festivities. : ) James To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message