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Date: Sat, 03 Feb 2001 02:54:32 -0700
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From: Brett Glass <brett@lariat.org>
Subject: ROFL! (Was: FreeBSD Security Advisory: FreeBSD-SA-01:20.egos)
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ROFL! Did someone really ban critics (legitimate or not) from an 
IRC channel?

--Brett

At 08:23 PM 2/2/2001, FreeBSD Security Advisories wrote:
  
>=============================================================================
>FreeBSD-SA-01:09                                            Security Advisory
>                                                                FreeBSD, Inc.
>
>Topic:          Local ego exploit
>
>Category:       (l)users
>Announced:      2001-02-03
>Credits:        AntiOffline.com, Disgraced.org, Deficiency.org
>                sil, deran9ed
>Affects:        All released (l)users of FreeBSD
>
>Corrected:      (l)Users should seek psychotherapy shock therapy,
>                along with multiple doses of Thorazine chased by
>                2 shots of Liquid Draino for maximum effectivity
>
>Vendor status:  Feelings still hurting while crying over spilled
>                milk.
>
>FreeBSD only:   YES and some of their (l)users
>
>I.   Background
>
>FreeBSD (l)users became disgruntled about the original advisory
>concerning the bloated remarks aimed towards their chopperating
>sysdumb. This became an issue for some on Internet Relay Chat,
>and caused them to ban others' connection since their ego's had
>been hurt. (boo fsckin hoo)
>
>II.  Problem Description
>
>Penis envy seems to be the number one cause, and we are trying
>to differentiate between the women who still have penises, that
>are crying (game) foul.
>
>For the hermies we suggest counseling, and estrogen treatment
>followed by a visit to fellow hermie JP @ AntiOnline.com as well
>as the switch hitting lesbo at http://www.happyhacker.org in an
>effort to ass!ess their sexualities.
>
>Egos can be strengthened by practicing humility and learning that
>once in a while it is a good thing to actually have a good laugh,
>although to those whose egos' that have been hurt we suggest that
>you replace the batteries in your dildos and reinsert them into
>your anal crevices.
>
>III. Impact
>
>None to those with a sense of humor, although those without them
>will grow old and become miserable rootards, capable of placing
>razor blades, crushed glass, and cyanide, in the bags of small
>children who are out for Halloween Trick or Treating.
>
>IV.  Workaround
>
>Take a look at your own shortcomings before judging others.
>
>V.   Solution
>
>Socialize a bit more.
>
>VI.  Shouts
>
>Marshall Mathers
>
>
>
>
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