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From: Szilveszter Adam <sziszi@petra.hos.u-szeged.hu>
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Subject: misc/24782: Duplicate fortune
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>Number:         24782
>Category:       misc
>Synopsis:       Duplicate fortune
>Confidential:   no
>Severity:       non-critical
>Priority:       low
>Responsible:    freebsd-bugs
>State:          open
>Quarter:        
>Keywords:       
>Date-Required:
>Class:          sw-bug
>Submitter-Id:   current-users
>Arrival-Date:   Thu Feb 01 09:40:00 PST 2001
>Closed-Date:
>Last-Modified:
>Originator:     Szilveszter Adam
>Release:        FreeBSD 5.0-CURRENT i386
>Organization:
University of Szeged, Eotvos Lorand Dormitory
>Environment:

My desk, after finishing my exam season and before leaving for a party:-)

>Description:

There is the following duplicate fortune in the database:

One promising concept that I came up with right away was that you could
manufacture personal air bags, then get a law passed requiring that
they be installed on congressmen to keep them from taking trips.  Let's
say your congressman was trying to travel to Paris to do a fact-finding
study on how the French government handles diseases transmitted by
sherbet.  Just when he got to the plane, his mandatory air bag,
strapped around his waist, would inflate -- FWWAAAAAAPPPP -- thus
rendering him too large to fit through the plane door.  It could also
be rigged to inflate whenever the congressman proposed a law.  ("Mr.
Speaker, people ask me, why should October be designated as Cuticle
Inspection Month?  And I answer that FWWAAAAAAPPPP.") This would save
millions of dollars, so I have no doubt that the public would violently
support a law requiring airbags on congressmen.  The problem is that
your potential market is very small: there are only around 500 members
of Congress, and some of them, such as House Speaker "Tip" O'Neil, are
already too large to fit on normal aircraft.
                -- Dave Barry, "'Mister Mediocre' Restaurants"

It is in both /usr/share/games/fortune/fortunes and 
/usr/share/games/fortune/fortunes2

>How-To-Repeat:

Complete (finally) your exam season at the university. 
Feel lucky. Pop in a CD. Do silly things at the computer to pass the time.

Try (among others):

grep -R "FWWAAAAAAPPPP" /usr/share/games/fortune|less

Yes, admittedly silly, but hey:-)

>Fix:

There is only space for one of them!:-) Borrow the axe from phk and nuke 
the other one.

Or, alternatively shoot this submitter:-)
  

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