From owner-freebsd-chat Wed Jun 17 16:15:17 1998 Return-Path: Received: (from majordom@localhost) by hub.freebsd.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) id QAA29504 for freebsd-chat-outgoing; Wed, 17 Jun 1998 16:15:17 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG) Received: from minos.dyn.ml.org (dominus@client-151-197-112-6.bellatlantic.net [151.197.112.6]) by hub.freebsd.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id QAA29491 for ; Wed, 17 Jun 1998 16:15:08 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from dominus@minos.dyn.ml.org) Received: from localhost (dominus@localhost) by minos.dyn.ml.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) with SMTP id TAA02530; Wed, 17 Jun 1998 19:13:44 -0400 (EDT) (envelope-from dominus@minos.dyn.ml.org) Date: Wed, 17 Jun 1998 19:13:43 -0400 (EDT) From: James X-Sender: dominus@localhost Reply-To: higginsj@iname.com To: Josef Grosch cc: higginsj@iname.com, John Birrell , Frank Pawlak , grog@lemis.com, lcremean@tidalwave.net, jonny@jonny.eng.br, chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Re: US Immigration (was: Funny, but true...) In-Reply-To: <19980617155642.B29776@mooseriver.com> Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Sender: owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk X-Loop: FreeBSD.org On Wed, 17 Jun 1998, Josef Grosch wrote: > On Wed, Jun 17, 1998 at 06:29:47PM -0400, James wrote: > > > > > > On Wed, 17 Jun 1998, John Birrell wrote: > > > > > Frank Pawlak wrote: > > > > You have a wonderful sense of humor. I enjoyed your message, and was relieved > > > > to hear that the invasion will not take place on July 4th. That day is a > > > > holiday here you know, and I just hate it when a holiday is disrupted by a > > > > national call to arms. On that day we celebrate the time when the early > > > > settlers here threw the British tea into the ocean or something like that. > > > > > > Ah yes, we celebrate it here too, for fear that _you_ might invade us. 8-) > > > We even had a holiday last week for the Queen's birthday just in case > > > she might be planning to invade - which is not out of the question since > > > we're trying to become a republic. > > > > Come on, the queen invade? It is just one old lady, how much harm could > > she do? No matter how bad your army is I am sure they could take her out. > > > > Come on, have you seen the queen? She looks like such a nice old lady it > would be like being rude to your grandmother. Most people, no matter how > battle tested, would have a hard time saying no to a sweet grandmother > type. It's the perfect invasion plan. An army of grandmothers ;-) Hmmmm... artillary crew with walkers? Yeah, but it would be easy to order strikes to get them while they are asleep. Just get them at naptime or about 8 pm. : ) James To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message