From owner-freebsd-questions Fri Feb 2 19:24:41 2001 Delivered-To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org Received: from smtp.interlog.com (bretweir.total.net [154.11.89.176]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with SMTP id 46DC037B491 for ; Fri, 2 Feb 2001 19:24:23 -0800 (PST) Received: (qmail 24674 invoked from network); 3 Feb 2001 03:24:19 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO vws3.interlog.com) (207.34.202.29) by bretweir.total.net with SMTP; 3 Feb 2001 03:24:19 -0000 Received: by vws3.interlog.com (8.9.0/8.9.0) id WAA17764; Fri, 2 Feb 2001 22:24:22 -0500 (EST) Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2001 22:24:22 -0500 (EST) Message-Id: <200102030324.WAA17764@vws3.interlog.com> To: freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG From: FreeBSD Security Advisories Subject: FreeBSD Security Advisory: FreeBSD-SA-01:20.egos Sender: owner-freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk X-Loop: FreeBSD.ORG ============================================================================= FreeBSD-SA-01:09 Security Advisory FreeBSD, Inc. Topic: Local ego exploit Category: (l)users Announced: 2001-02-03 Credits: AntiOffline.com, Disgraced.org, Deficiency.org sil, deran9ed Affects: All released (l)users of FreeBSD Corrected: (l)Users should seek psychotherapy shock therapy, along with multiple doses of Thorazine chased by 2 shots of Liquid Draino for maximum effectivity Vendor status: Feelings still hurting while crying over spilled milk. FreeBSD only: YES and some of their (l)users I. Background FreeBSD (l)users became disgruntled about the original advisory concerning the bloated remarks aimed towards their chopperating sysdumb. This became an issue for some on Internet Relay Chat, and caused them to ban others' connection since their ego's had been hurt. (boo fsckin hoo) II. Problem Description Penis envy seems to be the number one cause, and we are trying to differentiate between the women who still have penises, that are crying (game) foul. For the hermies we suggest counseling, and estrogen treatment followed by a visit to fellow hermie JP @ AntiOnline.com as well as the switch hitting lesbo at http://www.happyhacker.org in an effort to ass!ess their sexualities. Egos can be strengthened by practicing humility and learning that once in a while it is a good thing to actually have a good laugh, although to those whose egos' that have been hurt we suggest that you replace the batteries in your dildos and reinsert them into your anal crevices. III. Impact None to those with a sense of humor, although those without them will grow old and become miserable rootards, capable of placing razor blades, crushed glass, and cyanide, in the bags of small children who are out for Halloween Trick or Treating. IV. Workaround Take a look at your own shortcomings before judging others. V. Solution Socialize a bit more. VI. Shouts Marshall Mathers To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-questions" in the body of the message