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Date:      Thu, 18 Nov 1999 00:15:32 +0000
From:      Mark Ovens <mark@ukug.uk.freebsd.org>
To:        Erick White <erickw@taurus.oursc.k12.ar.us>
Cc:        Brett Glass <brett@lariat.org>, Greg Lehey <grog@lemis.com>, David Schwartz <davids@webmaster.com>, Giorgos Keramidas <keramida@ceid.upatras.gr>, freebsd-chat@freebsd.org
Subject:   Re: You will be assimilated (was: Judge: "Gates Was Main  Culprit")
Message-ID:  <19991118001532.C1614@marder-1>
In-Reply-To: <Pine.LNX.3.96.991117185716.4065D-100000@taurus.oursc.k12.ar.us>
References:  <19991117231945.A1614@marder-1> <Pine.LNX.3.96.991117185716.4065D-100000@taurus.oursc.k12.ar.us>

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On Wed, Nov 17, 1999 at 06:58:59PM -0600, Erick White wrote:
> 	I laughed through all of it. Yep sounds like me in most instances.
> ALl except for a few minor details. Gagh is Klingon meal worms and is
> good... not bad. And the other thing... I don't think klingons would try
> to be like M$ on that last statement. :)
> 

:-)

My personal favourites are 7 & 8.

> 	Your Klingon UNIX Advocate: Erick "Gronok"
> 
> 
> On Wed, 17 Nov 1999, Mark Ovens wrote:
> 
> > On Wed, Nov 17, 1999 at 06:02:48PM -0600, Erick White wrote:
> > > 	I don't think I know about the Klingon programmer thing.
> > 
> > 
> > 12) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"

> > 11) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors
> >      if I am to do battle with this code!"
> >
> > 10) "You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in
> >      the original Klingon."
> >
> > 9) "Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your
> >     skull!"
> >
> > 8) "What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software
> >     'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of
> >     designers and quality assurance people in it's wake."
> >
> > 7) "Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have
> >     'arguments' -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM."
> >
> > 6) "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle
> >     the weak."
> >
> > 5) "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a
> >     Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again."
> >
> > 4) "A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!"
> >
> > 3) "By filing this SPR you have challenged the honor of my family.
> >     Prepare to die!"
> >
> > 2) "You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where
> >     you stand!"
> >
> > 1) "Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it!
> >     Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!"
> > 
> > 
> > > I did however use to play trek sims and have always liked the
> > > klingons who hold to their honor type thing. ALways have been, but
> > > then I am a trekker, all of you can laug if you want, everyone else
> > > does! :)
> > >
> > 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > 		Your Friend: Erick
> > > 
> > > On Wed, 17 Nov 1999, Brett Glass wrote:
> > > 
> > > > At 07:39 PM 11/15/1999 -0500, Greg Lehey wrote:
> > > > 
> > > > >Far be it from me to be of one mind with Brett (as a search of the
> > > > >mail archives will show)
> > > > 
> > > > If we have one mind, then I guess we both HAVE been assimilated. ;-)
> > > > 
> > > > As for the bit about Klingons: I'm reminded of Mark Ovens' posting
> > > > regarding Klingon programmers, circa 17 July, on this list.
> > > > 
> > > > --Brett
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > 
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