From owner-freebsd-newbies Sun Feb 11 17:45:50 2001 Delivered-To: freebsd-newbies@freebsd.org Received: from av.shinsung.ac.kr (unknown [210.99.16.5]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 363E337B401 for ; Sun, 11 Feb 2001 17:45:44 -0800 (PST) Received: from excite.ccom ([209.191.111.242]) by av.shinsung.ac.kr (8.9.3/8.9.3) with SMTP id KAA10164; Mon, 12 Feb 2001 10:42:30 +0900 (KST) Received: from excite.ccom [209.191.111.242] by 227.excite.ccom with SMTP; Sun, 11 Feb 2001 17:39:48 -0800 From: growband@rediffmail.com Date: Sun, 11 Feb 2001 17:39:48 -0800 Message-Id: <6deg4n5.80ye3f0i@excite.ccom> X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Pro Version 4.2.0.58 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8BIT To: kenbeefown@snoopymail.com Subject: You gotta check out these hilarious video clips! Sender: owner-freebsd-newbies@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk X-Loop: FreeBSD.org

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Phil Simms
> Sent: Tuesday, February 9, 2001 4:14 PM
> To: Barry Sanders
> Cc: Steve Hartman, Rhonda Smalley, Jimmy Ward, Big Dave, Dean Fletcher

> Subject: FW: -- 3 New Hilarious Video Clips and some more jokes.

> Joke Lovers,

> Here are the video clips*
>1.  Scratch & Sniff - Hilarious - you gotta see this one!!!
>2.  Grandma Scores - This one's Great. I don't know how they did it?
>3.  Try Throwing Rocks - The title says it all...

> Jokemeister

> Five Bucks -

> A man is walking around New York with his wife.
> They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.
> A hooker comes along and says to him, "Like to come home with me, buddy? "
> "For how much?" asks the man.
> "One hundred dollars," the hooker answers.
> "I'll give you five bucks," he replies.
> The hooker swears at him and walks away.
> A little later, the man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk.
> As they round the corner, there stands the same hooker. She takes one look
> at the man and his wife and says, "HA!… see what you get for five bucks?"
>

> My Lying Wife

> "That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated
> next to him in the bar.
> "How do you know?" the friend asked.
> "She didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she'd been, she
> said she had spent the night with her sister, Shirley."
> "So?"
> "So she's a liar… I spent the night with her sister Shirley."

> *Please Note - to view the video clips you may need to load Windows Media Player
> from Microsoft.
>

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