Date: Mon, 16 May 2005 14:20:51 -0700 From: "greg@grokking.org" <greg@grokking.org> To: freebsd-questions@freebsd.org Subject: Re: Alright you primitive screwheads, LISTEN UP!! Message-ID: <42890EB3.7080500@grokking.org> In-Reply-To: <428908DB.4090606@grokking.org> References: <20050516203932.0A38316A4D0@hub.freebsd.org> <428908DB.4090606@grokking.org>
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greg@grokking.org wrote: > Bill Paul wrote: > >>Ok everyone, PAY ATTENTION! Drop whatevery your doing for the next >>five minutes and READ THIS!! >> >>You see that header on this e-mail? You see the "From:" line? Go and >>read it to yourself. Read the name. Say it to yourself, out loud. >> >>No no, go back and do it again. >> >>Again! >> >>You see what is says? It says "Bill Paul." It does *********NOT********* >>say "Paul Bill," does it now. WELL DOES IT!!?!?! >> >>No, it damn well doesn't! And yet, for some incomprehensible reason. >>the majority of you nitwits seem to think it does!!!!!! >> >>Get this through your miserable little heads: my first name is BILL!!! >>Understand that? Bill! BEE EYE ELL ELL!!! >> >> ____ _____ _ _ _ _ >> | _ \ |_ _| | | | | | | | | >> | |_) | | | | | | | | | | | >> | _ < | | | | | | | | | | >> | |_) | _| |_ | |____ | |____ |_| |_| >> |____/ |_____| |______| |______| (_) (_) >> >> >>I can carve it into your skull with a rusty railroad spike if that >>would make it easier to remember! >> >>Do **************NOT*************** send me e-mails opening with >>"Dear Paul!" That is _NOT_ my name! I don't care if you don't speak >>english as a first language, are distracted, tired, confused, retarded >>or the President of the United States: if you can't manage to scrape >>together enough neurons to correctly choose which one of two lousy >>syllables to use when addressing me, then I would rather never hear >>from you at all!!!!!! >> >>I am not kidding around here! I've been beating my brains out for >>you rotten bastards for ten lousy years, and after all that time >>I expect you to at least do me the courtesty of GETTING MY STUPID >>NAME RIGHT!!!!! >> >>This crap has been going on for years. It ends now. Anybody who's >>dumb enough to send me an e-mail addressed to "Paul" instead of "Bill" >>will be permanently banned from my inbox. I don't care if you're on >>fire and need me to put you out: you will become persona non grata >>and you will stay that way. Furthermore, anybody who screws up and >>gets my name wrong in person will quickly find themselves beaten, >>ground into a fine powder and sprinkled over Richard Stallman's >>oatmeal!!! >> >>And no, I don't want to hear your lousy comments on the matter! >>Don't follow up!! Don't reply!! Just nod quietly and DON'T MAKE THIS >>MISTAKE AGAIN!!!! >> >>-Bill <------------ SEE!!! LOOK!!! IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!!! IDIOTS!!!!! >> > > > > So...Paul...did you have a question regarding FreeBSD? :) > [ducks and runs for cover] > _______________________________________________ Oops...sorry folks -- wrong list!
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