From owner-freebsd-chat Wed Aug 5 08:55:15 1998 Return-Path: Received: (from majordom@localhost) by hub.freebsd.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) id IAA05885 for freebsd-chat-outgoing; Wed, 5 Aug 1998 08:55:15 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG) Received: from post.mail.demon.net (post-12.mail.demon.net [194.217.242.41]) by hub.freebsd.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) with SMTP id IAA05862 for ; Wed, 5 Aug 1998 08:55:09 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from marko@uk.radan.com) Received: from (uk.radan.com) [158.152.75.22] by post.mail.demon.net with smtp (Exim 1.82 #2) id 0z45tr-00063L-00; Wed, 5 Aug 1998 15:54:51 +0000 Organisation: Radan Computational Ltd., Bath, UK. Phone: +44-1225-320320 Fax: +44-1225-320311 Received: from beavis.uk.radan.com (beavis [193.114.228.122]) by uk.radan.com (8.6.10/8.6.10) with SMTP id QAA03347 for ; Wed, 5 Aug 1998 16:53:04 +0100 Received: from uk.radan.com (gppsun4) by beavis.uk.radan.com (4.1/SMI-4.1) id AA09597; Wed, 5 Aug 98 16:53:03 BST Message-Id: <35C87FB6.1A9E3BF2@uk.radan.com> Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 16:52:22 +0100 From: Mark Ovens Organization: Radan Computational Ltd X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.03 [en] (X11; I; SunOS 4.1.3_U1 sun4m) Mime-Version: 1.0 To: freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: What's your excuse? (humour) Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Sender: owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk X-Loop: FreeBSD.org TOP 20 PROGRAMMER RESPONSES WHEN THEIR PROGRAMS DON'T WORK 20. "That's weird..." 19. "It's never done that before." 18. "It worked yesterday." 17. "How is that possible?" 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 14. "There is something funky in your data." 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" 12. "You must have the wrong version." 11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence." 10. "I can't test everything!" 9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT." 8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested." 7. "Somebody must have changed my code." 6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?" 5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? 4. "You can't use that version on your system." 3. "Why do you want to do it that way?" 2. "Where were you when the program blew up?" And the Number 1 Programmer Response When Their Programs Don't Work 1. "I thought I fixed that." -- +---------------------------------------------------------------------+ | Windows 95: A 32-bit graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit | | operating system originally encoded for a 4-bit microprocessor by a | | 2-bit company who can't stand 1-bit of competition. | +---------------------------------------------------------------------+ Mark Ovens, CNC Applications Engineer | mailto:marko@uk.radan.com Radan Computational Ltd | http://www.uk.radan.com Sheet Metal CAD/CAM Solutions To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message