From owner-freebsd-chat Fri Jun 7 16:30:04 1996 Return-Path: owner-chat Received: (from root@localhost) by freefall.freebsd.org (8.7.5/8.7.3) id QAA03665 for chat-outgoing; Fri, 7 Jun 1996 16:30:04 -0700 (PDT) Received: (from jmb@localhost) by freefall.freebsd.org (8.7.5/8.7.3) id QAA03659; Fri, 7 Jun 1996 16:30:02 -0700 (PDT) From: "Jonathan M. Bresler" Message-Id: <199606072330.QAA03659@freefall.freebsd.org> Subject: Re: The lawn-mower story To: nate@sri.MT.net (Nate Williams) Date: Fri, 7 Jun 1996 16:30:02 -0700 (PDT) Cc: terry@lambert.org, chat@FreeBSD.org In-Reply-To: <199606072253.QAA01145@rocky.sri.MT.net> from "Nate Williams" at Jun 7, 96 04:53:56 pm X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.4 PL24] Content-Type: text Sender: owner-chat@FreeBSD.org X-Loop: FreeBSD.org Precedence: bulk Nate Williams wrote: > > My neighbor is a normally a pretty good engineer, and he proposed a > solution to our crappy looking lawn. He claims that if my wife and I > lock all the entrances to the lawn while we're working it'll make my > lawn look better. > > Now, I'm thinking to myself, "Maybe I'm missing something, but the only > problem thing that will do is keep my wife out of my hair while I'm > mowing", but that doesn't happen very often. However, it doesn't solve > the problem of me not finishing what I started before putting away the > mower, which is *really* the reason my lawn looks like crap. > ahh...you see my wife is smarter that your neighbor. first she built a fence around the lawn with locking gates. when i start to mow the lawn, the locks the gates and lcoks the house. i'm stuck outside with the lawn, the mower and the hot sun ;(( jmb ps. its a joke, son, a joke. dont ya get it -- Jonathan M. Bresler FreeBSD Postmaster jmb@FreeBSD.ORG FreeBSD--4.4BSD Unix for PC clones, source included. http://www.freebsd.org/