From owner-freebsd-chat Wed Aug 5 19:12:07 1998 Return-Path: Received: (from majordom@localhost) by hub.freebsd.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) id TAA07136 for freebsd-chat-outgoing; Wed, 5 Aug 1998 19:12:07 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG) Received: from mail1.auracom.net (mail1.auracom.net [165.154.140.21]) by hub.freebsd.org (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id TAA07062 for ; Wed, 5 Aug 1998 19:11:52 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from arthur@col.auracom.com) Received: from outpost.col.auracom.com (ts2-22.tru.auracom.com [165.154.114.86]) by mail1.auracom.net (8.8.8/8.8.5) with ESMTP id WAA16179; Wed, 5 Aug 1998 22:16:24 -0400 (EDT) Message-ID: X-Mailer: XFMail 1.2 [p0] on FreeBSD X-Priority: 3 (Normal) Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit MIME-Version: 1.0 In-Reply-To: <35C87FB6.1A9E3BF2@uk.radan.com> Date: Wed, 05 Aug 1998 23:11:06 -0300 (ADT) Reply-To: arthur@col.auracom.com From: arthur To: Mark Ovens Subject: RE: What's your excuse? (humour) Cc: freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Sender: owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk X-Loop: FreeBSD.org 21. Well it works on MY machine! On 05-Aug-98 Mark Ovens wrote: > TOP 20 PROGRAMMER RESPONSES WHEN THEIR PROGRAMS DON'T WORK > > 20. "That's weird..." > 19. "It's never done that before." > 18. "It worked yesterday." > 17. "How is that possible?" > 16. "It must be a hardware problem." > 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" > 14. "There is something funky in your data." > 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" > 12. "You must have the wrong version." > 11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence." > 10. "I can't test everything!" > 9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT." > 8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested." > 7. "Somebody must have changed my code." > 6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?" > 5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? > 4. "You can't use that version on your system." > 3. "Why do you want to do it that way?" > 2. "Where were you when the program blew up?" > > And the Number 1 Programmer Response When Their Programs Don't Work > > 1. "I thought I fixed that." > > > -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - arthur@col.auracom.com In a world without fences, is there a need for gates --end-- To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message