Date: Fri, 5 Jun 1998 12:19:21 -0700 (PDT) From: simon mendoza <simon_v_mendoza@yahoo.com> To: newbies@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Some kind of language Message-ID: <19980605191921.4636.rocketmail@send1b.yahoomail.com>
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This came up from a friend and I want to share it with all of you...Greetings and enjoy. WOMEN'S ENGLISH "Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry 'We need" = I want "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now. "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later. "We need to talk" = I need to complain. "Sure go ahead" = I don't want you to. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "You're so manly" = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. "You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about? "Be romantic, turn out the lights "= I have flabby thighs. "This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house. "I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... "Hang the picture there" = NO, I mean hang it there! "I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep. "Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive. "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like. "I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. "Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead.] "Was that the baby?" = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep. "I'm not yelling!" = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important. "The same old thing" = Nothing "Nothing" = Everything "Everything" = My PMS is acting up. "Nothing, really" = It's just that you're such an asshole. "Put me on your list"= I think your cute MENīS ENGLISH: "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy. "I'm tired" = I'm tired. "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you. "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you. "What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this. "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex? "I love you." = Let's have sex now. "I love you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now! "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before. "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different! "Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. "I like that one better."(while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! "I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = I am gay. _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-newbies" in the body of the message
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