From owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Wed Mar 17 14:21:13 2004 Return-Path: Delivered-To: freebsd-chat@freebsd.org Received: from mx1.FreeBSD.org (mx1.freebsd.org [216.136.204.125]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 8BB1116A4F2 for ; Wed, 17 Mar 2004 14:21:13 -0800 (PST) Received: from mail19f.dulles19-verio.com (mail19f.dulles19-verio.com [198.170.241.24]) by mx1.FreeBSD.org (Postfix) with SMTP id E080C43D1F for ; Wed, 17 Mar 2004 14:21:12 -0800 (PST) (envelope-from rob@pythonemproject.com) Received: from www.pythonemproject.com (198.104.176.109)0-0129972070 for ; Wed, 17 Mar 2004 17:21:10 -0500 (EST) Message-ID: <4058CF56.60104@pythonemproject.com> Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 14:21:10 -0800 From: Rob User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; FreeBSD i386; en-US; rv:1.6) Gecko/20040217 X-Accept-Language: en-us, en MIME-Version: 1.0 To: chat@freebsd.org References: <40589DD1.7050003@daleco.biz> <4058A0CB.8010307@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> <4058A37A.8000307@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> In-Reply-To: <4058A37A.8000307@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; format=flowed Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Loop-Detect: 1 Subject: Re: Programmer joke... X-BeenThere: freebsd-chat@freebsd.org X-Mailman-Version: 2.1.1 Precedence: list List-Id: Non technical items related to the community List-Unsubscribe: , List-Archive: List-Post: List-Help: List-Subscribe: , X-List-Received-Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 22:21:13 -0000 all very funny. Question, in the scaled programmer Joke, where was Python? From the console: "Hello World" Rob Mark Ovens wrote: > Mark Ovens wrote: > >> Kevin D. Kinsey, DaleCo, S.P. wrote: >> > Anyone got a good programmer joke? > >> >> Will this do? >> >> The Evolution of a Programmer >> ----------------------------- > > > Or these (not really jokes, but funny nonetheless)..... > > Funny C declarations! > --------------------- > auto accident; > register voters; > static electricity; > struct by_lightning; > void *where_prohibited; > char broiled; > short circuit; > short changed; > long johns; > unsigned long letter; > double entendre; > double trouble; > double glazing; > union organizer; > union pacific, railroad; > float valve; > short pants; > union station; > void check; > unsigned check; > struct dumb by[sizeof (member)]; > union onion; /*submitted by srp*/ > > /*if GCC extensions are allowed -- Dave Gilbert*/ > > long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */ > > ========================================= > > Silly Commands > -------------- > > Note that the '%' prompt indicates that the command should be issued > from the C shell, and the '$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell. > > % rm meese-ethics > rm: meese-ethics nonexistent > > % ar m God > ar: God does not exist > > % "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence? > Unmatched ". > > % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? > Missing ]. > > % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? > Modifier failed. > > % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have? > Too many ('s. > > % make love > Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. > > % sleep with me > bad character > > % got a light? > No match. > > % man: why did you get a divorce? > man:: Too many arguments. > > % ^What is saccharine? > Bad substitute. > > % %blow > %blow: No such job. > > % \(- > (-: Command not found. > > % sh > > $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense > no sense in pretending! > > $ drink < bottle; opener > bottle: cannot open > opener: not found > > $ mkdir matter; cat > matter > matter: cannot create > > > _______________________________________________ > freebsd-chat@freebsd.org mailing list > http://lists.freebsd.org/mailman/listinfo/freebsd-chat > To unsubscribe, send any mail to "freebsd-chat-unsubscribe@freebsd.org" >