From owner-freebsd-chat Thu Sep 5 10:52:43 2002 Delivered-To: freebsd-chat@freebsd.org Received: from mx1.FreeBSD.org (mx1.FreeBSD.org [216.136.204.125]) by hub.freebsd.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id 6FA6E37B400 for ; Thu, 5 Sep 2002 10:52:41 -0700 (PDT) Received: from directvinternet.com (dsl-65-185-140-165.telocity.com [65.185.140.165]) by mx1.FreeBSD.org (Postfix) with ESMTP id D560743E6A for ; Thu, 5 Sep 2002 10:52:40 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from nwestfal@directvinternet.com) Received: from Tolstoy.home.lan (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by directvinternet.com (8.12.5/8.12.5) with ESMTP id g85HqeGd054820; Thu, 5 Sep 2002 10:52:40 -0700 (PDT) (envelope-from nwestfal@directvinternet.com) Received: from localhost (nwestfal@localhost) by Tolstoy.home.lan (8.12.5/8.12.5/Submit) with ESMTP id g85HqdPF054814; Thu, 5 Sep 2002 10:52:39 -0700 (PDT) X-Authentication-Warning: Tolstoy.home.lan: nwestfal owned process doing -bs Date: Thu, 5 Sep 2002 10:52:39 -0700 (PDT) From: "Neal E. Westfall" X-X-Sender: nwestfal@Tolstoy.home.lan To: Terry Lambert Cc: Joshua Lee , , Subject: Re: Why did evolution fail? In-Reply-To: <3D7789F9.E43917A7@mindspring.com> Message-ID: <20020905105020.H52452-100000@Tolstoy.home.lan> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Sender: owner-freebsd-chat@FreeBSD.ORG Precedence: bulk List-ID: List-Archive: (Web Archive) List-Help: (List Instructions) List-Subscribe: List-Unsubscribe: X-Loop: FreeBSD.org On Thu, 5 Sep 2002, Terry Lambert wrote: > I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on > the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't doit!" > "Why shouldn't I?" he said. > I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" > He said, "Like what?" > I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" > He said, "Religious." > I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" > He said, "Christian." > I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" > He said, "Protestant." > I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" > He said, "Baptist!" > I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist > church of the lord?" > He said, "Baptist church of god!" > I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are > you reformed baptist church of god?" > He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" > I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, > reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation > of 1915?" > He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" > I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. > > -- Emo Phillips 8-) Kind of a characature, but funny nonetheless. Neal To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message