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Date:      Tue, 10 Jun 2003 17:50:54 +0100
From:      Paul Robinson <paul@iconoplex.co.uk>
To:        "Matthew D. Fuller" <fullermd@over-yonder.net>
Cc:        freebsd-chat@freebsd.org
Subject:   Re: FreeBSD Version Release numbers
Message-ID:  <20030610165054.GK26444@iconoplex.co.uk>
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On Tue, Jun 10, 2003 at 11:30:53AM -0500, Matthew D. Fuller wrote:

> How about sharks, with lasers on their heads?  

Too Austin Powers, and no good out of water. The FreeBSD marketing 
department tell me that 92.8% of the people we wish to destroy and/or mame 
don't live in water. Sharks might be a problem.

> Or Laza tigers?  

Possible, but then they aren't capable of getting the 7.2% of our targets 
that do live in water. You know where I'm heading with this don't you? It's 
all coming together...

Drunken Polar Bears with Laser Guns!

They can go across land, under water, the whole thing! And how cool would 
THAT be! "Hey, Linus, nice threading there, but have YOU got a drunken polar 
bear with a laser gun? No? Well, FreeBSD has got LOADS of them! HA HA!". 
Yes, I can picture it clearly... it's all making sense. Even Microsoft would 
have to evacuate their campus when it got over-run with laser-touting polar 
bears...

> Robots
> are so passe (and anyway, we don't have a single laser guidance system
> driver in -CURRENT).

Do we have any cybernetic hookups ready yet? It's just I'd like to control 
the polar bears with a mixture of FreeBSD, beer and sealions (to eat).

-- 
Paul Robinson



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