Date: Thu, 8 Apr 1999 20:19:17 +0100 From: Mark Ovens <marko@uk.radan.com> To: Nik Clayton <nik@nothing-going-on.demon.co.uk> Cc: chat@freebsd.org Subject: Re: Lightbulbs revisited Message-ID: <19990408201916.L2997@marder-1.localhost> In-Reply-To: <19990408195202.A55297@catkin.nothing-going-on.org>; from Nik Clayton on Thu, Apr 08, 1999 at 07:52:03PM %2B0100 References: <xzp7lrpqknk.fsf@flood.ping.uio.no> <19990407201128.B78880@catkin.nothing-going-on.org> <19990408101311.J2142@lemis.com> <19990408195202.A55297@catkin.nothing-going-on.org>
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On Thu, Apr 08, 1999 at 07:52:03PM +0100, Nik Clayton wrote:
> On Thu, Apr 08, 1999 at 10:13:11AM +0930, Greg Lehey wrote:
> > On Wednesday, 7 April 1999 at 20:11:29 +0100, Nik Clayton wrote:
> > > On Wed, Apr 07, 1999 at 03:33:35AM +0200, Dag-Erling Smorgrav wrote:
> > >> Q) How many FreeBSD hackers does it take to change a light bulb?
> [...]
> > > And then I was enlightened :-)
> >
> > Well, I think this might make a worthwhile addition to the handbook.
> > How about a humour section?
>
> "Bring out your diffs. Bring out your diffs. . ."
>
Q: How does a UNIX guru have sex?
A: unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep
Q: How do you tell if he needs Viagra?
A: nologin
Q: What does he (or she) do when his/her Significant Other
isn't in the mood?
A: finger @localhost
> N
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