Date: Tue, 29 Jan 2002 00:50:07 -0800 From: Terry Lambert <tlambert2@mindspring.com> To: Chris BeHanna <behanna@zbzoom.net> Cc: Nate Williams <nate@yogotech.com>, Chad David <davidc@acns.ab.ca>, "M. Warner Losh" <imp@village.org>, chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Re: Transmissions :) Was: Firewall config non-intuitiveness Message-ID: <3C56623F.4988720C@mindspring.com> References: <20020129025244.M42962-100000@topperwein.dyndns.org>
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Chris BeHanna wrote:
>
> I don't subscribe to -chat, but it's funny that this particular
> message made it into my inbox anyway, what with me unintentionally
> becoming very, very familiar with the transmissions of three different
> motorcycles ('82 Roadster, '91 ZX-11, and '75 Honda CB360T. My '77
> BMW is due for an infamous spline lube...hmm).
I hear that lubricating a BMW motorcycle causes the Lucas
Electric ignition system to go out. Other common causes
of failure are:
o Riding your BMW motorcycle
o Not riding your BMW motorcycle
o Finding someone who can sell you the funny BMW
batteries, and intending to buy one
o Telling jokes about the Queen or a member of the
royal family, particularly a Prince Charles "ear
joke"
o Reading the "Lucas" label out loud, three times,
during or immediately following a full moon
o Looking at it funny
-- Terry
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