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Date:      Thu, 25 May 2000 09:00:28 -0700
From:      Joseph Scott <joseph.scott@owp.csus.edu>
To:        Kris Kennaway <kris@FreeBSD.ORG>
Cc:        Tim Vanderhoek <vanderh@ecf.utoronto.ca>, chat@FreeBSD.ORG
Subject:   Re: cvs commit: src/games/fortune/datfiles fortunes
Message-ID:  <392D4E1C.809DA18E@owp.csus.edu>
References:  <Pine.BSF.4.21.0005250100240.86872-100000@freefall.freebsd.org>

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Kris Kennaway wrote:
> 
> On Thu, 25 May 2000, Tim Vanderhoek wrote:
> 
> > > I think this one was better off as it was:
> > >
> > > -For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
> > > +For large values of one and small values of two, one equals two.

	I always liked a variant on this, I think it went :

Two plus two equals five, given sufficiently large values of two.

> >
> > Sure, if you want.  I found that it took so long for me to parse the
> > convoluted sentence structure that the punch line simply had no
> > meaning anymore.  But some people parse better than me.
> 
> It reminds me of a line from _Endymion_ by Dan Simmons:
> 
> "And if we had some ham, we could make a ham and cheese sandwich," said
> Father Captain de Soya, "if we had any cheese."
> 
> Kris

-- 
Joseph Scott
joseph.scott@owp.csus.edu
Office Of Water Programs - CSU Sacramento


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