Date: Wed, 17 Jun 1998 14:41:23 +1000 (EST) From: John Birrell <jb@cimlogic.com.au> To: higginsj@iname.com Cc: fpawlak@execpc.com, grog@lemis.com, lcremean@tidalwave.net, jonny@jonny.eng.br, chat@FreeBSD.ORG Subject: Re: US Immigration (was: Funny, but true...) Message-ID: <199806170441.OAA10417@cimlogic.com.au> In-Reply-To: <Pine.BSF.3.96.980616220417.470B-100000@localhost> from James at "Jun 16, 98 10:07:45 pm"
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James wrote: > Maybe Australia is planning an invasion for July 4th. We had better watch > who they are sending here. Not this year, I'm afraid, and a little disappointed because it would give CNN something funny to report. I can just imagine our Navy trying to remember who has the keys to start the boat (we only have one), and then turning up a bit late on the beaches of California and trying to get anybody to take them seriously. We're a bit low on people to send this year 'cause we still have 30 people over near Iraq trying to look frightening. So we'd need you to let us have them back before we can seriously make any attempt at invading the U.S. We can't really afford to invade now anyway with our dollar in it's current state. We think we have the solution to this: we'll become a third world country so the World Bank gives us billions of your dollars (since ours are no good), then we'll come and invade. OK? -- John Birrell - jb@cimlogic.com.au; jb@freebsd.org http://www.cimlogic.com.au/ CIMlogic Pty Ltd, GPO Box 117A, Melbourne Vic 3001, Australia +61 418 353 137 To Unsubscribe: send mail to majordomo@FreeBSD.org with "unsubscribe freebsd-chat" in the body of the message
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