Date: Wed, 15 Oct 1997 13:52:43 -0700 From: Cy Schubert - ITSD Open Systems Group <cschuber@uumail.gov.bc.ca> To: freebsd-chat@freebsd.org Subject: MS Space? Message-ID: <199710152052.NAA05135@passer.osg.gov.bc.ca>
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Subject: MS Space?
Date: Wed, 15 Oct 1997 12:57:55 -0700
From: Peter Blake <prblake@perch.osg.gov.bc.ca>
Top 10 Signs the New Mir Computer is Running Windows 95
# 10: The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to
continue"
#9: There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data.
#8: The computer refuses to interact with the Mir's "Mr. Java" coffee
maker.
#7: Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA
900#.
#6: Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellite's
computers to keep their system running.
#5: The Space Shuttle can no longer dock with Mir since "the proper
driver cannot be found"
#4: The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life
support,
the solar panels and thrusters at the same time.
#3: The astronauts spend three days looking for cyrillic version of
the
CTRL-ALT-DEL keys.
#2: Alien ships secretly observing Mir flee in terror.
And the number one sign the new Mir computer is running Windows 95....
#1: You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg
The Box said 'Windows '95 or better'
- So I used a Macintosh!
- Harold Herbert Tessman
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