Date: Fri, 24 Jan 1997 19:37:50 +0200 From: Mark Murray <mark@grondar.za> To: "Jordan K. Hubbard" <jkh@time.cdrom.com> Cc: Terry Lambert <terry@lambert.org>, davidn@unique.usn.blaze.net.au (David Nugent), chat@freebsd.org Subject: Re: Terry: a bystanders view... Message-ID: <199701241738.TAA07693@grackle.grondar.za>
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Q: What does a 400 lb cat eat? A: Anything he damn wants. Got a problem with that? Hubbard" wrote: > > > Hmmm. Do you own many cats? > > > > "Whack! Meow! Whack! Meow! Whack! Meow! Whack! ... Whack! ... Whack!" > > > > Not any more. > > I showed this to my cats. They were not amused. They furthermore suggested > that were you to come here, where they have you outnumbered 15-to-1, the > scenario might go more like: > > "Whack! Meow! [14 others, in concert: "Meow?! Meow!!!"] > Terry: "Aieeeeeieeeie!!!" (lawnmower sounds and what sounds disturbingly > like gobbets of human flesh hitting the walls at high velocity)." > > Hardened Medical examiner: "My god! *choke*" [runs for toilet, sounds > of retching]." > > Moral: You may be the bigger animal, but when facing these kind of > numbers the right thing to say is "Nice kitty!" :-) > > Jordan -- Mark Murray PGP key fingerprint = 80 36 6E 40 83 D6 8A 36 This .sig is umop ap!sdn. BC 06 EA 0E 7A F2 CE CE
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