Date: Sat, 12 Oct 1996 19:42:03 -0400 (EDT) From: An evil guy who submits requests for ports <ac199@freenet.hamilton.on.ca> To: FreeBSD-gnats-submit@freebsd.org Subject: misc/1780: One of the fortunes is SCREWED! Message-ID: <199610122342.TAA00370@X2296> Resent-Message-ID: <199610121700.KAA10075@freefall.freebsd.org>
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>Number: 1780 >Category: misc >Synopsis: fortune misspelling >Confidential: no >Severity: non-critical >Priority: low >Responsible: freebsd-bugs >State: open >Class: sw-bug >Submitter-Id: current-users >Arrival-Date: Sat Oct 12 10:00:01 PDT 1996 >Last-Modified: >Originator: Tim Vanderhoek >Organization: -- Organization of people who don't lie when they talk in X-headers: What? >Release: FreeBSD 2.2-961006-SNAP i386 >Environment: Sunshine will misc with cloud, milder with a brisk breeze at time today. Highs 15 to 17. Mostly cloudy, maybe an isolated shower this evening and overnight. Lows 6 to 8. Mostly cloudy and breezy with isolated showers tomorrow. Highs 16 to 18. (Genuine Toronto Star weather report for Hamilton area). >Description: When reading this fortune, one is forced to pause momentarily to try and make the given word ("gave") fit the context. It almost works, so it takes a milli-second or so longer than necessary to induce the correct word. This is detrimental to the overall effect of the fortune. The fortune reads as follows, -- When you are about to do an objective and scientific piece of investigation of a topic, it is well to gave the answer firmly in hand, so that you can proceed forthrightly, without being deflected or swayed, directly to the goal. -- Amrom Katz -- The typo is on the second line, 9th word. >How-To-Repeat: fortune -m forthrightly >Fix: Change the `g' in "gave" (on the second line of the fortune) to `t' or something so that it is obvious that the word is wrong, thus avoiding the multitudes of milliseconds the reader spends trying to make "gave" fit the context. >Audit-Trail: >Unformatted:
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