Date: Mon, 16 May 2005 14:24:13 -0700 (PDT) From: Mohan Srinivasan <mohan_srinivasan@yahoo.com> To: Bill Paul <wpaul@FreeBSD.ORG>, current@freebsd.org Cc: stable@freebsd.org Subject: Re: Alright you primitive screwheads, LISTEN UP!! Message-ID: <20050516212413.68247.qmail@web80602.mail.yahoo.com> In-Reply-To: 6667
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OK Paul. Got the message Paul. --- Bill Paul <wpaul@FreeBSD.ORG> wrote: > > Ok everyone, PAY ATTENTION! Drop whatevery your doing for the next > five minutes and READ THIS!! > > You see that header on this e-mail? You see the "From:" line? Go and > read it to yourself. Read the name. Say it to yourself, out loud. > > No no, go back and do it again. > > Again! > > You see what is says? It says "Bill Paul." It does *********NOT********* > say "Paul Bill," does it now. WELL DOES IT!!?!?! > > No, it damn well doesn't! And yet, for some incomprehensible reason. > the majority of you nitwits seem to think it does!!!!!! > > Get this through your miserable little heads: my first name is BILL!!! > Understand that? Bill! BEE EYE ELL ELL!!! > > ____ _____ _ _ _ _ > | _ \ |_ _| | | | | | | | | > | |_) | | | | | | | | | | | > | _ < | | | | | | | | | | > | |_) | _| |_ | |____ | |____ |_| |_| > |____/ |_____| |______| |______| (_) (_) > > > I can carve it into your skull with a rusty railroad spike if that > would make it easier to remember! > > Do **************NOT*************** send me e-mails opening with > "Dear Paul!" That is _NOT_ my name! I don't care if you don't speak > english as a first language, are distracted, tired, confused, retarded > or the President of the United States: if you can't manage to scrape > together enough neurons to correctly choose which one of two lousy > syllables to use when addressing me, then I would rather never hear > from you at all!!!!!! > > I am not kidding around here! I've been beating my brains out for > you rotten bastards for ten lousy years, and after all that time > I expect you to at least do me the courtesty of GETTING MY STUPID > NAME RIGHT!!!!! > > This crap has been going on for years. It ends now. Anybody who's > dumb enough to send me an e-mail addressed to "Paul" instead of "Bill" > will be permanently banned from my inbox. I don't care if you're on > fire and need me to put you out: you will become persona non grata > and you will stay that way. Furthermore, anybody who screws up and > gets my name wrong in person will quickly find themselves beaten, > ground into a fine powder and sprinkled over Richard Stallman's > oatmeal!!! > > And no, I don't want to hear your lousy comments on the matter! > Don't follow up!! Don't reply!! Just nod quietly and DON'T MAKE THIS > MISTAKE AGAIN!!!! > > -Bill <------------ SEE!!! LOOK!!! IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!!! IDIOTS!!!!! > > -- > ============================================================================= > -Bill Paul (510) 749-2329 | Senior Engineer, Master of Unix-Fu > wpaul@windriver.com | Wind River Systems > ============================================================================= > <adamw> you're just BEGGING to face the moose > ============================================================================= > _______________________________________________ > freebsd-current@freebsd.org mailing list > http://lists.freebsd.org/mailman/listinfo/freebsd-current > To unsubscribe, send any mail to "freebsd-current-unsubscribe@freebsd.org" >
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