Date: Sat, 7 Nov 2009 22:27:34 +0000 (UTC) From: Doug Barton <dougb@FreeBSD.org> To: src-committers@freebsd.org, svn-src-all@freebsd.org, svn-src-stable@freebsd.org, svn-src-stable-8@freebsd.org Subject: svn commit: r199026 - stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles Message-ID: <200911072227.nA7MRYpK065428@svn.freebsd.org>
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Author: dougb Date: Sat Nov 7 22:27:34 2009 New Revision: 199026 URL: http://svn.freebsd.org/changeset/base/199026 Log: MFC r199023: Move VCS fortune to fortunes-o MFC 199025: Sort fortune Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Directory Properties: stable/8/games/fortune/ (props changed) stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/ (props changed) Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sat Nov 7 22:13:29 2009 (r199025) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sat Nov 7 22:27:34 2009 (r199026) @@ -69,6 +69,17 @@ either. If you need some help, give us -- CommUNIXque 1:1, ASCAR Business Systems % + 1/2 + 12 + 144 + 20 + 3*4 2 + ---------------------- + 5 * 11 = 9 + 0 + 7 + +A dozen, a gross and a score, +Plus three times the square root of four, + Divided by seven, + Plus five times eleven, +Equals nine squared plus zero, no more! +% -- Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, @@ -674,17 +685,6 @@ Liza Minnelli. % ... with liberty and justice for all who can afford it. % - 1/2 - 12 + 144 + 20 + 3*4 2 - ---------------------- + 5 * 11 = 9 + 0 - 7 - -A dozen, a gross and a score, -Plus three times the square root of four, - Divided by seven, - Plus five times eleven, -Equals nine squared plus zero, no more! -% 7,140 pounds on the Sun 97 pounds on Mercury or Mars 255 pounds on Earth @@ -2516,12 +2516,6 @@ other people to screw things up when you yourself for far less money. This article can help you. -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw" % - I'd say that VCS is more like the anal sex of the software -world: Everybody talks about it, some people do it, some people enjoy -it, but typically only vague implications about the best techniques -are ever voiced in public. - -- Warner Losh, on Version Control Systems -% "I'll tell you what I know, then," he decided. "The pin I'm wearing means I'm a member of the IA. That's Inamorati Anonymous. An inamorato is somebody in love. That's the worst addiction of all." @@ -33071,6 +33065,10 @@ versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz. % May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts % +May all your Emus lay soft boiled eggs, and may all your +Kangaroos be born with iPods already fitted. + -- Aussie New Years wish, found on hasselbladinfo.com +% May all your PUSHes be POPped. % May Euell Gibbons eat your only copy of the manual! @@ -59770,6 +59768,17 @@ You've been telling me to relax all the and now you're telling me just to be myself? -- The Return of the Secaucus Seven % +You've decked the halls with a dozen miles' length of electric lights. +Your front lawn is a gleaming testament of incandescent wonder. The neighbors +wear sunglasses 24/7, and orbiting satellites have officially picked up +and pinpointed your house as the brightest spot on earth. + +You've finally put together the Christmas wonderland of your dreams... now +if only you could get a good picture of it. + +Photographing holiday lights is no easy task. + -- from an email sent by photojojo.com +% You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks. -- Gary Giddens % @@ -59810,18 +59819,3 @@ since I first called my brother's father Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor: People are always available for work in the past tense. % -You've decked the halls with a dozen miles' length of electric lights. -Your front lawn is a gleaming testament of incandescent wonder. The neighbors -wear sunglasses 24/7, and orbiting satellites have officially picked up -and pinpointed your house as the brightest spot on earth. - -You've finally put together the Christmas wonderland of your dreams... now -if only you could get a good picture of it. - -Photographing holiday lights is no easy task. - -- from an email sent by photojojo.com -% -May all your Emus lay soft boiled eggs, and may all your -Kangaroos be born with iPods already fitted. - -- Aussie New Years wish, found on hasselbladinfo.com -% Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Sat Nov 7 22:13:29 2009 (r199025) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Sat Nov 7 22:27:34 2009 (r199026) @@ -1153,6 +1153,12 @@ and stuck it in my back." "Gabriel's trumpet will produce you from the ass of a pig." -- Al Swearingen, E. B. Farnum, _Deadwood_ % + I'd say that VCS is more like the anal sex of the software +world: Everybody talks about it, some people do it, some people enjoy +it, but typically only vague implications about the best techniques +are ever voiced in public. + -- Warner Losh, on Version Control Systems +% "I'll tell ya, Jeb," Wilbur said to his friend, "the tractor business ain't doin' too well. I ain't sold one all month. "You think you've got problems?" Jeb replied. "The other day, I went
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