Date: Sat, 25 Jun 2011 22:22:25 +0000 (UTC) From: Doug Barton <dougb@FreeBSD.org> To: src-committers@freebsd.org, svn-src-all@freebsd.org, svn-src-stable@freebsd.org, svn-src-stable-8@freebsd.org Subject: svn commit: r223547 - stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles Message-ID: <201106252222.p5PMMPSM024669@svn.freebsd.org>
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Author: dougb Date: Sat Jun 25 22:22:25 2011 New Revision: 223547 URL: http://svn.freebsd.org/changeset/base/223547 Log: MFC r211094: "whereis netscape" gives empty output for quite a long time already. Suggest to use "whereis firefox" instead. MFC r212168: fix the move so that it matches what the rest of the internet says about this game... This move also makes more sense... MFC r213287 Add advice to new fathers from Thomas Ptacek. MFC r221908 fortune(6): fix typos and misspellings. While here, drop words in the spelling files that are no longer used anywhere. Speling errors found via: codespell from Lucas De Marchi MFC r221909 Convert a file to UTF-8. This only changes a character in the copyright section and will not require UTF-8 for fortune(6). MFC r222890 Minor typo, fix 2 attributions Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.sp.ok stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/freebsd-tips stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/freebsd-tips.sp.ok stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick.sp.ok stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/startrek.sp.ok stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy.sp.ok Directory Properties: stable/8/games/fortune/ (props changed) Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sat Jun 25 20:37:43 2011 (r223546) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes Sat Jun 25 22:22:25 2011 (r223547) @@ -2057,7 +2057,7 @@ promised me faithfully that you'd be bac nine. It just can't take that long to play 18 holes of golf." "Honey, wait," said Harry. "Let me explain. I know what I promised you, but I have a very good reason for being late. Fred and I tee'd off -right on time and everything was find for the first three holes. Then, on +right on time and everything was fine for the first three holes. Then, on the fourth tee Fred had a stroke. I ran back to the clubhouse but couldn't find a doctor. And, by the time I got back to Fred, he was dead. So, for the next 15 holes, it was hit the ball, drag Fred, hit the ball, drag Fred... @@ -10494,13 +10494,13 @@ Anti-trust laws should be approached wit Antonio Antonio Was tired of living alonio He thought he would woo Antonio Antonio -Miss Lucamy Lu, Rode of on his polo ponio +Miss Lucamy Lu, Rode off on his polo ponio Miss Lucamy Lucy Molonio. And found the maid In a bowery shade, Sitting and knitting alonio. Antonio Antonio Said if you will be my ownio -I'll love tou true Oh nonio Antonio +I'll love you true Oh nonio Antonio And buy for you You're far too bleak and bonio An icery creamry conio. And all that I wish You singular fish @@ -10509,7 +10509,7 @@ Antonio Antonio Uttered a dismal moanio And went off and hid Or I'm told that he did -In the Antartical Zonio. +In the Antarctical Zonio. % Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of. @@ -20232,7 +20232,7 @@ Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bor Goodbye, cool world. % Goose pimples rose all over me, my hair stood on end, my eyes filled with -tears of love and gratitude for this greatest of all conquerers of human +tears of love and gratitude for this greatest of all conquerors of human misery and shame, and my breath came in little gasps. If I had not known that the Leader would have scorned such adulation, I might have fallen to my knees in unashamed worship, but instead I drew myself to attention, raised @@ -25099,7 +25099,7 @@ intellectual enlightenment % IBM: - [Internation Business Machines Corp.] Also known as Itty Bitty + [International Business Machines Corp.] Also known as Itty Bitty Machines or The Lawyer's Friend. The dominant force in computer marketing, having supplied worldwide some 75% of all known hardware and 10% of all software. To protect itself from the litigious envy @@ -25523,7 +25523,9 @@ him, prussic acid could solve our popula % If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a deal faster. - -- The Duchess, "Through the Looking Glass" + -- The Duchess; Lewis Carroll, + "Through the Looking-Glass, + and What Alice Found There" (1871) % If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane. % @@ -42420,7 +42422,7 @@ in peoples' memories never really happen Some of them want to use you, Some of them want to be used by you, ...Everybody's looking for something. - -- Eurythmics + -- Eurythmics, "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)" % Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. -- Gloria Steinem @@ -45217,7 +45219,7 @@ of their own homes. 1: P-Q4, Kt-KB3 2: Kt-Q2, P-K4 3: PxP, Kt-Kt5 - 4: P-K6, Kt-K6/ + 4: P-KR3, Kt-K6/ White then resigns on realizing that a fifth move would involve either a Q-KR5 check or the loss of his queen. -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures" @@ -50598,6 +50600,12 @@ of its twelfth story apartment, and crus for freedom. -- Stig's Inferno % +They're basically very smelly houseplants until they get to the crawling +age. You're constantly terrified that they're going to randomly die on +you, but the rules for preventing that outcome are straightforward and +hard to forget. + -- Thomas Ptacek, giving advice to a new father +% They're giving bank robbing a bad name. -- John Dillinger, on Bonnie and Clyde % Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Sat Jun 25 20:37:43 2011 (r223546) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real Sat Jun 25 22:22:25 2011 (r223547) @@ -7722,7 +7722,7 @@ I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda, I was lewd, but my God! she was lewder. She said it was crude To be wooed in the nude-- -I persued her, subdued her, and screwed her! +I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her! % I would like to say, Mister Bunce, I'm a great connoisseur of hot cunts. @@ -9044,7 +9044,7 @@ raped, his house burned, and all his cat distant neighbors about the tragedy, a few of them reported that the only stranger they had seen in the area for weeks was a tall desperado wearing a black hat and a red neckerchief. - The cowboy saddled his fastest horse and set out to find the villian. + The cowboy saddled his fastest horse and set out to find the villain. He searched for months but couldn't catch up with the culprit; in town after dusty town he was told that a man fitting the description had been there but had just departed; usually after some heinous crime. Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.sp.ok ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.sp.ok Sat Jun 25 20:37:43 2011 (r223546) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.sp.ok Sat Jun 25 22:22:25 2011 (r223547) @@ -1121,7 +1121,6 @@ pees penis pere Perelman -persued pestes Peteer Pettigrew @@ -1600,7 +1599,6 @@ vibrators vici Vida vidi -villian virginem Visme viziti Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok Sat Jun 25 20:37:43 2011 (r223546) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes.sp.ok Sat Jun 25 22:22:25 2011 (r223547) @@ -139,7 +139,6 @@ Anouilh ANRS Ansley answerback -Antartic Anthony's Antonym Antrim @@ -375,7 +374,6 @@ Bertolt Besicovitch Beslove Betazoid -bethumped Bette Bevan BEW @@ -468,7 +466,6 @@ booing bookaholic Booker's boola -Boorchi Boorstin bootable Boothe @@ -576,7 +573,6 @@ Bulwer bumperless Bumstead Bungei -BURBULATION Buren Burggoven burgled @@ -623,7 +619,6 @@ Callahan Callahan's Callimachus Camden -Camelia Cameron Camillo Campbell @@ -771,7 +766,6 @@ Churchill's Churchy Chuzzlewit CI -Cianci Ciardi cinched cinema's @@ -806,7 +800,6 @@ Cochran cockamamie Cocteau Cody -Cody's Coevolution cogito Cohen's @@ -826,7 +819,6 @@ Comebacks Commedia Commie CommUNIXque -compuberty computatis Computerdom computerites @@ -1077,8 +1069,6 @@ DJ DMPK Dobb's Dobbs -doberman -doberperson Dobie Doc Docquier @@ -1203,7 +1193,6 @@ EINS Einstein's Eisley Elbert -ELBONICS Eldridge electrocommunications Electrocution @@ -1264,7 +1253,6 @@ Eschenbach Escher esperantisto Esplandian -Esser est estas Estes @@ -1293,7 +1281,6 @@ exhalation exhibitionists EXP expatriated -extemporanea extracurricular Exupery Exxon's @@ -1301,7 +1288,6 @@ eyestalks Eyquem Ezrin FAA -FACISM Factorials Fadiman Fafhrd @@ -1340,7 +1326,6 @@ Fellgett's Felton feminism's Femme -FENDERBERG Fenelon Fenster Ferber @@ -1369,7 +1354,6 @@ fikcio fiks filees filename -Filgoer's filigrees Filkharmonics Fillmore @@ -1398,7 +1382,6 @@ flamewars Flandry Flannagan's Flannery -FLANNISTER Flappity flatfoot flatteries @@ -1410,7 +1393,6 @@ Flon's floppity Florio floss -flouride Flugg's Flummery flutterby @@ -1557,7 +1539,6 @@ Geminis Genderplex Genesereth Genghis -genlock genocide Genter Geritol @@ -1605,7 +1586,6 @@ Giuseppe Glanvill Glaser gleekzorp -GLEEMITES Glegg gleknow Glib's @@ -2013,7 +1993,6 @@ if's ifthen Igmmlptk Ignatowski -ignisecond ihuxw IIc III's @@ -2498,7 +2477,6 @@ Lovin Lowells Lowery's Lowes -Lownes LP LPA LSD @@ -2534,7 +2512,6 @@ Ma's Mabbitt Mabley Macaroons -MacBeth Maccius MacDowell MacDuff @@ -2621,7 +2598,6 @@ Matz's Maud Maud'Dib Maugham -Maughm Maupin Maureens Maurois @@ -2630,7 +2606,6 @@ Maxey Maxson May's Mayorga -Mårten MBAs MBH MC @@ -2687,7 +2662,6 @@ Mendelson mendicants Mengot Menninger -Mensa Menschen Meow meowing @@ -2715,7 +2689,6 @@ Mickos microchips Microcomputing micrometric -Microsystem's Microsystems MicroVAXes midgets @@ -2730,7 +2703,6 @@ milk's Milkbone Millay Milligan -millihelen Millikan Millikan's millions @@ -2763,7 +2735,6 @@ Mitford Mitgong mittengrabben mitts -mittsquinter MITZIE Mix's Miyamoto @@ -2779,7 +2750,6 @@ modifaiing Modula Moebius Mohandas -Mohandis mohmen Moishe Molander @@ -2803,7 +2773,6 @@ Moolah moonshiner's Moore's mopeds -mophobia Moping moralists Mordecai @@ -2832,7 +2801,6 @@ Mt MTA Muad'dib muckest -mucklucks Mudgeeraba Mudhead mudslide @@ -2888,7 +2856,6 @@ nanohenry nanometers Nansen Napoleon's -narcolepulacyi Narnia Nasium's Naso @@ -2909,7 +2876,6 @@ Neantical Nebuchadnezzar Nebuchadnezzar's necesas -necessitious NecroSoft Nehru Neil's @@ -2940,7 +2906,6 @@ NF NFL Ngdanga Niagra -Niccoli Nicklaus Nicol Nicolaides @@ -3165,7 +3130,6 @@ Pearsall PECCATOPHOBIA Pecor's Pedaeration -pediddel Peers's Pegler pelted @@ -3192,7 +3156,6 @@ Personifiers Petaluma Petersons Petr -petribar Petronius Pfeiffer Pfffttt @@ -3204,7 +3167,6 @@ Philips philogyny phoney Phooey -phosflink Picadilly Pickard Pickle's @@ -3246,7 +3208,6 @@ Pocataligo Pocatello Podunk Pohl's -Poincair Poincare's pointy Polanski @@ -3347,7 +3308,6 @@ Pumpernickel punchline punning PUPs -PURPITATION Purshottam PUSHes pushy @@ -3551,7 +3511,6 @@ Saberhagen Sacher's Sadat Saddam -sadoequinecrophilia Saens Safford Safire's @@ -3605,7 +3564,6 @@ Schickele Schieffer schisms schizophrenics -schlattwhapper schlichte schluerfen Schmendrick @@ -3631,7 +3589,6 @@ Scintillae Scott's Scoville SCRBL -SCRIBLINE Scrubb scullery scurries @@ -3784,7 +3741,6 @@ somebody'd something's Sondheim Sooooo -Soren Sorhed sort've sorta @@ -3799,7 +3755,6 @@ SP Spacemen Spaceport spacewar -SPAGMUMPS spake Spam spank @@ -3824,7 +3779,6 @@ springenwerk Springsteen sprites SPSW -SQUATCHO squaws squealers squrooneg @@ -3980,7 +3934,6 @@ teepers telematic telepath teleportation -TELEPRESSION telepsychology tempfile tendrils @@ -4028,7 +3981,6 @@ tinpot Tirith tis Tiselius -Titas tites TLC TM @@ -4060,7 +4012,6 @@ toun Tourbillon Toven trans -transcendant transmogrifiers trapezes Traub @@ -4121,7 +4072,6 @@ TYDFS tyg typefaces Tyroon -tzu Ubi UDA Udall's @@ -4152,7 +4102,6 @@ Unseld untechnician unvoist Updike -upharsen uponst Urey Urho Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/freebsd-tips ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/freebsd-tips Sat Jun 25 20:37:43 2011 (r223546) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/freebsd-tips Sat Jun 25 22:22:25 2011 (r223547) @@ -476,6 +476,6 @@ You can use "whereis" to search standard directories for the specified programs. This can be particularly handy when you are trying to find where in the ports tree an application is. -Try "whereis netscape" and "whereis whereis". +Try "whereis firefox" and "whereis whereis". -- Konstantinos Konstantinidis <kkonstan@duth.gr> % Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/freebsd-tips.sp.ok ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/freebsd-tips.sp.ok Sat Jun 25 20:37:43 2011 (r223546) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/freebsd-tips.sp.ok Sat Jun 25 22:22:25 2011 (r223547) @@ -45,7 +45,6 @@ misc natserv ncal netcat -netscape netstat newfile NICs Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick Sat Jun 25 20:37:43 2011 (r223546) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick Sat Jun 25 22:22:25 2011 (r223547) @@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ %% Copyright David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved, %% used with permission of the author. %% -%%© This is the copyright line. +%%© This is the copyright line. %%Eighty-nine is the year we assign. %% These verses are caroled %% by one David Gerrold. Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick Sat Jun 25 20:37:43 2011 (r223546) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick Sat Jun 25 22:22:25 2011 (r223547) @@ -260,7 +260,7 @@ And white footgear intended for tennis. % A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd, Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred, - Had achieved some reknown + Had achieved some renown For her tone going down-- There's a nice civil tongue in her head. % @@ -307,7 +307,7 @@ Had sex with a virgin named Grace. By bleeding all over his face. % A gay young prince from Morocco -Made love in a manner rococco. +Made love in a manner rococo. He painted his penis To resemble a Venus And flavored his semen with cocoa. Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick.sp.ok ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick.sp.ok Sat Jun 25 20:37:43 2011 (r223546) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick.sp.ok Sat Jun 25 22:22:25 2011 (r223547) @@ -283,6 +283,7 @@ McTavish meanie meanies meany +Mensa mentis midgets minimis @@ -353,11 +354,9 @@ quimmy quints ravished Reims -reknown Resounded retriebrve Rhyll -rococco rogered Salinas Sandem Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/startrek.sp.ok ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/startrek.sp.ok Sat Jun 25 20:37:43 2011 (r223546) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/startrek.sp.ok Sat Jun 25 22:22:25 2011 (r223547) @@ -14,7 +14,6 @@ Corbomite Corby Daystrom Deela -Dehaver Elaan Eleen Eneg Modified: stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy.sp.ok ============================================================================== --- stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy.sp.ok Sat Jun 25 20:37:43 2011 (r223546) +++ stable/8/games/fortune/datfiles/zippy.sp.ok Sat Jun 25 22:22:25 2011 (r223547) @@ -180,7 +180,7 @@ manicurist matic meatball meltdown -naugahide +naugahyde obstetrician poindexter pre
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