Date: Sat, 31 Jul 2004 23:44:43 -0500 From: Nostradamus <nostril@nose.no> To: questions@freebsd.org Cc: sylviabow@yahoo.com Subject: Re: receiving your address on my TV Message-ID: <20040801044442.GA64609@ezekiel.daleco.biz>
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Sylvia bowman wrote: >I am receiving your email address on my television screen. It happens late on Saturday evenings. Can you address this situation, please. Sylvia Bowman > Please wrap your messages at 80 characters. This certainly seems very unusual. I have several suggestions, but I am not Too Hopeful(tm) for success in assisting you. *If your TV is running "Web TV" or "MSN TV" delete these viruses... *If your TV is showing "tech TV" via satellite, change channels/transponders/providers... *If you are running your TV screen as a computer monitor, revise your expectations... *If you are a psychic, realize that the collective consciousness of the INTERNET is begging you to switch operating systems... *If you believe in God, realize that He is asking you to look for technical answers in a place other than the Bible ... *If you have a metal television chassis, look on the rear of the unit, find a switch marked "MAGIC" and "MORE MAGIC", and switch it to the "MAGIC" side .... Whatever you do, *NEVER* stick the electrical connector from your TV into any bodily orifice, as electrical discharge may occur... I predict that you will see more of this address before the problem is solved.... HTH,
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