Date: Fri, 13 Jan 1995 20:03:18 -0800 From: "Jordan K. Hubbard" <jkh@time.cdrom.com> To: James Robinson <james@hermes.cybernetics.net> Cc: mtaylor@gateway.cybernet.com, hackers@FreeBSD.org Subject: Re: FYI.. Message-ID: <975.790056198@time.cdrom.com> In-Reply-To: Your message of "Fri, 13 Jan 95 22:50:01 EST." <199501140350.WAA10176@hermes.cybernetics.net>
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> As Jordan leaned down to check on wcarchive, freefall et al, his
> beard became caught in one of the hard drives, causing all of the downtime
> about then !!!
*Actually*, if you look carefully, you'll see that I'm not even
*checking* on wcarchive! I'm staring vapidly at what's very probably
a stack of IBM manuals and a bank of CSU/DSUs! :-) That picture was
totally posed ("OK guys! Look busy! Jordan, turn so the shirt shows!
OK, looking very professional baby, gimme some camera, there were go,
*snap*"). And the rest is history! :-)
> How many shirts did you all sell? I bought one (not exactly flagged any
> girls down in it, though). Good quality T shirt in any event!
I am not sure how many shirts were sold, and probably wouldn't say on
-hackers if I did. That's David's business, not mine! :-)
And if you're not flaggin' down the babes with that shirt, well hey, I
gotta tell ya - it's you! Getting babes with the FreeBSD shirt is
*easy* if you just follow these 3 simple steps:
1. Visit the gym every day religiously for the next 6 months
and do some serious working out. Concentrate especially on
the pectoral and bicep groups until your body reaches optimum
tone and fitness (you're an engineer, c'mon - it's just another
engineering problem!)
2. Spend another 3 months doing some kind of heavy outdoor
construction work, the kind that gives you that jockish,
weather-beaten kinda jockish look. If you don't work in
construction, then simply add a deck to your house or play
3 months of Ultimate Frisbee with a retriever dog or something.
The important thing is to get lots of sun, weather and exercise.
You know, _outside_.
3. Pick a sunny day and stand on the side of the road, dressed in
tight-fitting Levi's and the FreeBSD T-shirt. Slicking your
hair back with oil like they do in the jeans commercials
probably won't hurt, either. Wait for the right babe. As she
pulls closer in her red '68 Mustang, pull the shirt off,
exposing your manly, weathered, chest, and flag her down with it.
Say you need a ride to the nearest motel. What you do after
that is your business.
Oh, and tell her "hello" from me. :-)
Jordan
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