Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 19:14:02 +0000 From: Mark Ovens <mark@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> To: "Kevin D. Kinsey, DaleCo, S.P." <kdk@daleco.biz>, FreeBSD Chat <freebsd-chat@freebsd.org> Subject: Re: Programmer joke... Message-ID: <4058A37A.8000307@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> In-Reply-To: <4058A0CB.8010307@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> References: <40589DD1.7050003@daleco.biz> <4058A0CB.8010307@ukug.uk.freebsd.org>
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Mark Ovens wrote:
> Kevin D. Kinsey, DaleCo, S.P. wrote:
>
Anyone got a good programmer joke?
>
> Will this do?
>
> The Evolution of a Programmer
> -----------------------------
Or these (not really jokes, but funny nonetheless).....
Funny C declarations!
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auto accident;
register voters;
static electricity;
struct by_lightning;
void *where_prohibited;
char broiled;
short circuit;
short changed;
long johns;
unsigned long letter;
double entendre;
double trouble;
double glazing;
union organizer;
union pacific, railroad;
float valve;
short pants;
union station;
void check;
unsigned check;
struct dumb by[sizeof (member)];
union onion; /*submitted by srp*/
/*if GCC extensions are allowed -- Dave Gilbert*/
long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */
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Silly Commands
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Note that the '%' prompt indicates that the command should be issued
from the C shell, and the '$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell.
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink < bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat > matter
matter: cannot create
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